In purely coincidental news, the average young person also has a very expensive smart phone with a generous data plan and a wardrobe worth several times that of his parents, in addition to financing pizzas for twenty years.
Being an average person in most any age group sucks ass. Luckily, being average is always optional.
In reality, most young people have cheap phones bundled into a multi year contract & a wardrobe of jeans & t shirts.
When you want the slur to be racist rather than age-ist, you'll go on about 20 inch rims instead of cell phones.