The Simpsons own you

[geno]

Every once in a while we have some quote threads, one just popped into my mind:

Carl - "Hey Lenny, you sending some outgoing mail?"
Lenny - "You know it!"
Carl - "I was thinking about sending some tomorrow."
Lenny - "I hear that!!"

*high five*
*smiles turn into blank stares as they walk away from each other*

pointless, gotta love it

 

[BlackWob]

peepl3 scaer mee.

 

[Modeps]

Burns: One, two, three, four. Up, down, three, four.
Carl: This new exercise program is great.
Lenny: Yeah, every muscle in my body is getting a workout, especially my big fat mouth.
Homer: Yeah, especially your big fat...oh wait.
Burns: Raise your right huck, aerate.
Raise you left huck, aerate.
I want to see more Teddy Roosevelts and less Franklin Roosevelts!

 

[Urinal Mint]

"Praise Jebus!"

 

[astriy]

"It tastes like burning!"

 

[Fuzzmuncher]

doh

 

[BruinGuy]

Here's to beer, the solution to and cause of all of life's problems

 

[Alienwho]

"Hey ma, get of the dangt roof"

 

[AudiPorsche]

Homer, are you licking frogs again?

 

[JiGGaTRoN]

CLICK HERE, LOL!!!

 

[geno]

<< Burns: One, two, three, four. Up, down, three, four.
Carl: This new exercise program is great.
Lenny: Yeah, every muscle in my body is getting a workout, especially my big fat mouth.
Homer: Yeah, especially your big fat...oh wait.
Burns: Raise your right huck, aerate.
Raise you left huck, aerate.
I want to see more Teddy Roosevelts and less Franklin Roosevelts! >>


LOL - Homer doing pushups:
Homer(struggling) - &quot;Two....&quot;
Lenny - &quot;Actually, Homer, each pushup consists of an up and a down part&quot;

 

[Soybomb]

Shaddup' brain before I stab you with a q-tip!

 

[zimu]

i'm so smart
i'm so smart
s-m-r-t i mean s-m-a-r-t

 

[sohcrates]

teacher: nap time everyone
ralph wiggum: oh boy, sleep! that's where i'm a viking!

 

[Farbio]

homer: oooh, i'm vip, what does the v stand for again?
lady: very
homer: and what about the p?
lady: person
homer opens mouth, lady cuts him off
lady: important
homer: oooh.....wait, what does the v stand for again?

 

[loosliptcomptrola]

Skinner opens the doorText

Marge: Principle Skinner, what happened to your hand?
Fat Tonyquetly behind Skinner) Tell her it was a boating accident.
Skinnersuspiciously) It was a boking accident.

Door slams shutText

 

[Joony]

LOL!

 

[blues008]

'Flaming Homers' episode:

Homer: [grumbles] Stupid Moe, non-inventing, recipe-stealing, pug-nosed...
Marge: Well, Homer, maybe you can get some consolation in the fact that
something you created is making so many people happy.
Homer: [sickly sweet] Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy!
I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on
Lollipop Lane! [leaves the room, slamming the door]
[pokes his head back in] Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic.
[closes the door]
Marge: Well, DUH!

 

[loosliptcomptrola]

Wally the Weasel singing to Bart on his birthday:
Its your birthday, Its your birthday, Its your birthday, boy or girllll.
Head pops off Bart screams

 

[jahawkin]

I bent my Wookie

 

[Creepster]

Hey Paw! I cut myself on the screen door agin!

 

[webnewland]

He slept on the job
He stole from the store
and he was rude to the customers
but there goes the best damn employee a convient store could have

 

[Kindjal]

Homer: We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you
to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I
didn't hear anybody laughin', did you?&quot;


Marge: Do you want your son to be Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?
Homer: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?
Marge: Earl Warren was never a stripper!
Homer: Oh, now who's being na&iuml;ve!

 

[lesch2k]

&quot;these days its all aluminum this and george w that&quot;
chief wigum

 

[Platypus]

&quot;The children are right to laugh at you ralph, these scissors couldnt cut butter&quot;
&quot;Hooooooooooommmmememmer... the walls are melting again!&quot; *omg*
*Bus sinks into ocean* &quot;Zeplin rules!&quot;