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the ShamWow guy beat up a hooker

dbk

Lifer
Apr 23, 2004
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cliffs:
the hooker tells him she would bone for $1,000
he agrees - goes to the hotel to bone
he kisses her
she bites into his tongue and doesn't let go
he freaks out and punches her - goes to the hotel lobby
cops come
the end

-nice mug shot
 

her209

No Lifer
Oct 11, 2000
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Originally posted by: dbk
cliffs:
the hooker tells him she would bone for $1,000
he agrees - goes to the hotel to bone
he kisses her
she bites into his tongue and doesn't let go
he freaks out and punches her - goes to the hotel lobby
cops come
the end

-nice mug shot
His face doesn't look like she bit his tongue.
 

WaTaGuMp

Lifer
May 10, 2001
21,207
2,506
126
Originally posted by: dbk
cliffs:
the hooker tells him she would bone for $1,000
he agrees - goes to the hotel to bone
he kisses her
she bites into his tongue and doesn't let go
he freaks out and punches her - goes to the hotel lobby
cops come
the end

-nice mug shot

The real story.

She says she will fuck him for $1,000
He agrees they go to his room
He takes off his pants and is wearing depends
He removes those and has a 2" cock ERECT
She laughs so hard she vomits on him
He kicks the shit out of her
Cops come
Vince finds out Billy Mays set him up
The End
 

geno

Lifer
Dec 26, 1999
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4
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Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp

The real story.

She says she will fuck him for $1,000
He agrees they go to his room
He takes off his pants and is wearing depends
He removes those and has a 2" cock ERECT
She laughs so hard she vomits on him
He kicks the shit out of her
Cops come
Vince finds out Billy Mays set him up
The End

Holy shit, you win the thread :laugh:
 

Ns1

No Lifer
Jun 17, 2001
55,420
1,600
126
If she bit him I don't see how she could sue him. She deserved what she got (if that was indeed the case).
 

WaTaGuMp

Lifer
May 10, 2001
21,207
2,506
126
Originally posted by: geno
Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp

The real story.

She says she will fuck him for $1,000
He agrees they go to his room
He takes off his pants and is wearing depends
He removes those and has a 2" cock ERECT
She laughs so hard she vomits on him
He kicks the shit out of her
Cops come
Vince finds out Billy Mays set him up
The End

Holy shit, you win the thread :laugh:

Why thank you. ;)