the ShamWow guy beat up a hooker

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thegimp03

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Freakin' hilarious. Good thing for him that it wasn't something else that she bit down on...

When I saw ShamWow guy, I thought it was the other dude that does those infomercials with Sham towels and other goods... I don't know his name but he's probably in his late 40s/early 50s, overweight, has has bushy black hair. He's also overly enthusiastic.
 

InflatableBuddha

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Originally posted by: thegimp03
Freakin' hilarious. Good thing for him that it wasn't something else that she bit down on...

When I saw ShamWow guy, I thought it was the other dude that does those infomercials with Sham towels and other goods... I don't know his name but he's probably in his late 40s/early 50s, overweight, has has bushy black hair. He's also overly enthusiastic.

That's Billy Mays, the Zorbeez guy - he also has a jet black beard.
 

nutxo

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Originally posted by: dbk
cliffs:
the hooker tells him she would bone for $1,000
he agrees - goes to the hotel to bone
he kisses her
she bites into his tongue and doesn't let go
he freaks out and punches her - goes to the hotel lobby
cops come
the end

-nice mug shot


He kissed her...

I wonder how he liked the taste of someone elses nuts
 

Xylitol

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it's kind of understandable that he punched her since he was drunk, and she was hurting him and wouldn't stop...
 

Number1

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Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
Originally posted by: Epic Fail
She doesn't look bad.
She doesn't look good.
It could be worse. Much worse.

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Whoever wrote those identifying sheets of paper used in the mug shots can't spell prostitution. Oh well, I guess they don't have to be literate to be cops.
 

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