the ShamWow guy beat up a hooker

[Perknose]

I hear his fine was only $19.95 . . . plus shipping and handling.

 

[Wreckem]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Gothgar
http://evilbeetgossip.film.com...a-hooker/0327092sham2/

he coulda done better than that

I swear I've seen here somewhere before.

I think she has done porn vids for certain porn sites...

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Perknose
I hear his fine was only $19.95 . . . plus shipping and handling.

Bwuahahahahah! :laugh: After all the years of hearing him drone in my ear...that always keeps echoing. You train yourself to listen "for the fine print" you know? Uh huh...twenty bucks for the chopper thing...I get the accessory blade set and dishwasher holder rack for free. And? AH HAH!!! PLUS shipping and handling right futhermucker? I GOT your number, buddy!

 

[TestedAcorn]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp

Originally posted by: Epic Fail
She doesn't look bad.

She doesn't look good.

It could be worse. Much worse.

link

How cute.

 

[I Saw OJ]

The officer who wrote that report needs to work on his hand writing.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: ProfJohn
Vince is 44??!!! Damn he looks like a kid.

uh...in the mug shot he looks like a 60 year-old meth-head.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

I think the hooker got pissed after he said, cause you know we cant do this all day.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
I think the hooker got pissed after he said, cause you know we cant do this all day.

:laugh:

 

[ballmode]

hahahah

 

[Squisher]

From reading the report she gave it sounds like she admits to biting his tongue.

I must not be reading this right, I doubt a hooker is going to admit to anything.

 

[SludgeFactory]

My first thought is that if Vince has enough money to waste $1000 on a crazy Russian hooker, how didn't the cops find any coke on him.

His mugshot looks like he tried putting a live scorpion in his mouth. Luckily for him, tongues heal fast.

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo

Originally posted by: Number1

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp

Originally posted by: Epic Fail
She doesn't look bad.

She doesn't look good.

It could be worse. Much worse.

link

Whoever wrote those identifying sheets of paper used in the mug shots can't spell prostitution. Oh well, I guess they don't have to be literate to be cops.

http://people.ischool.berkeley.edu/~criley/

I don't get it. What is this link?

 

[keird]

Originally posted by: Injury

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo

Originally posted by: Number1

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp

Originally posted by: Epic Fail
She doesn't look bad.

She doesn't look good.

It could be worse. Much worse.

link

Whoever wrote those identifying sheets of paper used in the mug shots can't spell prostitution. Oh well, I guess they don't have to be literate to be cops.

http://people.ischool.berkeley.edu/~criley/

I don't get it. What is this link?

Me too. I couldn't find this Berkely chick on any of The Smoking gun links.

 

[compman25]

Originally posted by: keird

Originally posted by: Injury

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo

Originally posted by: Number1

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp

Originally posted by: Epic Fail
She doesn't look bad.

She doesn't look good.

It could be worse. Much worse.

link

Whoever wrote those identifying sheets of paper used in the mug shots can't spell prostitution. Oh well, I guess they don't have to be literate to be cops.

http://people.ischool.berkeley.edu/~criley/

I don't get it. What is this link?

Me too. I couldn't find this Berkely chick on any of The Smoking gun links.

Cisco Fatty

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: ProfJohn
Vince is 44??!!! Damn he looks like a kid.

yeah, the mugshots don't even look like him in the tv shot. looks way older and doesn't seem to have the same hair.

 

[Fayd]

Originally posted by: Gothgar
http://evilbeetgossip.film.com...a-hooker/0327092sham2/


he coulda done better than that

she doesn't look *that* bad...

 

[Fayd]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp

Originally posted by: Epic Fail
She doesn't look bad.

She doesn't look good.

It could be worse. Much worse.

link

1,2,3,10 are all doable...

 

[Baked]

He probably introduced his nuts to her and got rejected.

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp

Originally posted by: dbk
cliffs:
the hooker tells him she would bone for $1,000
he agrees - goes to the hotel to bone
he kisses her
she bites into his tongue and doesn't let go
he freaks out and punches her - goes to the hotel lobby
cops come
the end

-nice mug shot

The real story.

She says she will fuck him for $1,000
He agrees they go to his room
He takes off his pants and is wearing depends
He removes those and has a 2" cock ERECT
She laughs so hard she vomits on him
He kicks the shit out of her
Cops come
Vince finds out Billy Mays set him up
The End

:laugh:

 

[thescreensavers]

Originally posted by: apac
the smoking gun

evil beet

:laugh:

please fix 2nd link

Comparison shot for those who want it

 

[RU482]

Hmm, just wondered....what is the dell dude doing these days


Dude....you're getting a hooker that kicks your ass!!

 

[Fayd]

Originally posted by: thescreensavers

Originally posted by: apac
the smoking gun

evil beet

:laugh:

please fix 2nd link

Comparison shot for those who want it

wow, that guy's got some incredible makeup artists.

 

[DayLaPaul]

That bitch is like an 11 as far as hooker mugshots go.

 

[her209]

OMFG... Santa Claus' mug shot! link

EDIT: And he's wearing a Hawaiian shirt to boot!

 

[her209]

Is this Katie Holmes? link