The real meaning of MPH

Zebo

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American educational system at work. I bet she's a college graduate too.
 

ImpulsE69

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...and if she sees this video.

"Honey, if you make $XXXXX/year. How much of that do you have left over when I divorce you?"
 

esquared

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Good grief, I watched just half of that and I felt my IQ just drop a few points.
 

ImpulsE69

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Maybe I'm showing my age, but I just don't think publicly humiliating your significant other on the internet is a wise move for a long happy marriage. You do that behind closed doors where you can use it against her when it's most advantageous.
 

drebo

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Would smash...but only if she was wearing a ball gag.

Also, guy's a total douchebag.
 

her209

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I imagine a follow up question went something like this:

Guy: If gas costs $4.25/gallon, how many gallons can you buy with $4.25?
Girl: Well, it depends on the car you're driving because some cars get better gas mileage than others.
 
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I imagine a follow up question went something like this:

Guy: If gas costs $4.25/gallon, how much gallons can you buy with $4.25?
Girl: Well, it depends on the car you're driving because some cars get better gas mileage than others.

much?
 

Pardus

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If your car is going 80mph, how long does it take to travel 80 miles?

Holy cow, Is she a total moron? I'm sure he isn't dating her for brain.
 

lupi

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im just waiting for her to mention giving maps to the south africans and the iraqis.
 

busydude

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I would not hit her, it is a massive turn off.

It looks like they are just married.
 

DrPizza

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I swear to God, and you can probably find a post from me about it in the past, but I almost wrecked my car from laughing when my wife had the same disconnect on our way to Florida many many years ago. "Ohhhhhhhhhhh! So that's what it means! Now it all makes sense!"

I learned never to take anything for granted like that. Every year in physics class, I have a few students who don't understand that - they never learned it. (And are at a stage of increasing logical thinking where they've never really encountered it.)