Dude, Ninjas are totally sweet. One time I saw this Ninja, he was hiding behind a car and some bad guys ran up behind him and were all like "Die, Ninja!" and started shooting at him and then the car exploded. But the Ninja used the force of the explosion to do this kickass super-high jump with like 10 flips and then kicked one of the guy's heads off. Then he threw some shurikens (those are these awesome ninja stars) at the other guy's chest and head, and one hit him in the eye and blood was spurting out everywhere. The ninja walked over to him and pulled it out of his eye and was like "I might need this later, punk" and then he ran up the side of a building.
Have you ever even SEEN a pirate dude? Good lord are they frightening and NASTY. There is absolutely NO comparrison between pirates and ninjas. Ninjas are sissy punks who hide in shadows in order to mask the fact that they are pencil necked pansies. Pirates accept their grotesque disfigurement and SHOVE IT IN YOUR FACE. They don't take crap, those pirates.
OK. Jeekus. Think about it fellas. In a gang brawl, whoooooo would win. Lanky, black clothed, walnut brained ninjas or a GANG OF BLOODY FEARSOME PIRATES??!? They have HOOKS. And PEGLEGS for god sake. The parrots ALONE would take out one or two ninjas.
<< OK. Jeekus. Think about it fellas. In a gang brawl, whoooooo would win. Lanky, black clothed, walnut brained ninjas or a GANG OF BLOODY FEARSOME PIRATES??!? They have HOOKS. And PEGLEGS for god sake. >>
The ninjas would slice 'n dice the pirates before they could say "arrr matey"!
<< The parrots ALONE would take out one or two ninjas. >>
Hey, no parrots! Besides, they aren't match for ninjas either!
<< how can everyone that has posted be pro-pirate when the poll shows ninjas being the favorite?
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They don't want to admit that they are not familiar with how fearsome pirates are. Pop culture and the media have over exposed ninjas, it's all the voters know, not their fault. Watch Hook. Or play Monkey Island. Pirates ROCK.
I chose ninja and I'm not hiding in the shadows. I think that pirates are cool too though, but ninjas is just that bit cooler. Maybe it has something to do with me liking japanese culture.
To continue the who-would-you-be-with-at-a-party, a good thing about the ninjas would be that they don't smell. Real pirates doesn't wash themselves that often = they stink. I wouldn't like to be with people who stink, but of course they have rum and I guess that I wouldn't notice the smell if I drank much of the rum