The question is simple: PIRATES or NINJAS?

[Killbat]

Take the poll, you'll love its refreshing tingle.

 

[StinkyMeat]

People. Come now. There is NO beating a quirky pirate. Ninjas are soooooo 90's.

 

[bunker]

Arrrgh me matey.

Pirates are so much cooler. They've got boats and talk funny.

 

[SpecialEd]

agreed... pirates are much much cooler than ninjas.

 

[jobberd]

VS? what would I rather be? which is cooler? specify!

 

[StinkyMeat]

Avhast ye land lubbers. Geeeargh. Pardon the scurvy. Swab the poop deck me-hardy. I be the most fearsome pirate of the seven seas. Scarier and more fearsome than any momma's boy ninja.

In addition...who is your favorite pirate/ninja? Mine is the pirate LaChuck, without a DOUBT.

 

[BigSmooth]

Dude, Ninjas are totally sweet. One time I saw this Ninja, he was hiding behind a car and some bad guys ran up behind him and were all like "Die, Ninja!" and started shooting at him and then the car exploded. But the Ninja used the force of the explosion to do this kickass super-high jump with like 10 flips and then kicked one of the guy's heads off. Then he threw some shurikens (those are these awesome ninja stars) at the other guy's chest and head, and one hit him in the eye and blood was spurting out everywhere. The ninja walked over to him and pulled it out of his eye and was like "I might need this later, punk" and then he ran up the side of a building.

 

[Jzero]

Why not NINJA PIRATES??

 

[chibchakan]

Ninjas, because of what bigsmooth said.

 

[StinkyMeat]

Have you ever even SEEN a pirate dude? Good lord are they frightening and NASTY. There is absolutely NO comparrison between pirates and ninjas. Ninjas are sissy punks who hide in shadows in order to mask the fact that they are pencil necked pansies. Pirates accept their grotesque disfigurement and SHOVE IT IN YOUR FACE. They don't take crap, those pirates.

<-----pirate lover

 

[Slapus]

ninjas!

there's simply no contest

 

[StinkyMeat]

<< ninjas!

there's simply no contest >>



Just wait until a pirate shows up at your door. You'll be singing a different tune. I'm sending one over now.

 

[Nemesis77]

Ninjas wipe their ass with pirates eye-patches!

 

[SpecialEd]

picture yourself at a halloween party... who you gonna party with, a bunch of ninjas or a bunch of pirates. I think pirates win!

 

[StinkyMeat]

OK. Jeekus. Think about it fellas. In a gang brawl, whoooooo would win. Lanky, black clothed, walnut brained ninjas or a GANG OF BLOODY FEARSOME PIRATES??!? They have HOOKS. And PEGLEGS for god sake. The parrots ALONE would take out one or two ninjas.

Edit: I am getting HEATED over this discussion.

 

[eakers]

so i come in this thread expectin a mature debate on ninjas vs. pirates yet no one has discussed the pros and cons of each.

pros:
pirates:
wentches!
booty! (as in treasure you silly boys)
parrots!
ships!
guns, cannons other assult weapons

ninjas:
cool costumes
ninja groupies
cool swords
deadly hands
backflips!


hmmmmmmm i have to think about this one more.

*kat. <-- looking for good arguments.

 

[Keego]

yarrr!

 

[Nemesis77]

<< OK. Jeekus. Think about it fellas. In a gang brawl, whoooooo would win. Lanky, black clothed, walnut brained ninjas or a GANG OF BLOODY FEARSOME PIRATES??!? They have HOOKS. And PEGLEGS for god sake. >>



The ninjas would slice 'n dice the pirates before they could say "arrr matey"!



<< The parrots ALONE would take out one or two ninjas. >>



Hey, no parrots! Besides, they aren't match for ninjas either!

EDIT: My girlfriend is pro-pirate! Damn!

 

[eakers]

how can everyone that has posted be pro-pirate when the poll shows ninjas being the favorite?


MUTANY!

*kat. <-- likes this thread.

 

[KokomoGST]

Friggin dammit... there's no question. Once you go "ninja," you can't go back!

Experience the Ninja Burger difference!

 

[Keego]

guns and wenches are way more fufilling in a career than wearing a stupid black skin tight outfit with your face covered. At least put on a patch to look cool you bland ninjas

 

[StinkyMeat]

<< how can everyone that has posted be pro-pirate when the poll shows ninjas being the favorite?


MUTANY!

*kat. <-- likes this thread. >>



They don't want to admit that they are not familiar with how fearsome pirates are. Pop culture and the media have over exposed ninjas, it's all the voters know, not their fault. Watch Hook. Or play Monkey Island. Pirates ROCK.

 

[SpecialEd]

<< how can everyone that has posted be pro-pirate when the poll shows ninjas being the favorite? >>




thats because all those pro-ninja are hiding in the shadows like cowards, while the pro-pirate people are livin it up speaking there mind!! ARG!!!!

 

[jobberd]

Pirates: brutish, uncivilized, dumb, in-your-face, macho one track minded, gold digging homosexuals (not that there's anything wrong with that)
ninjas: sleek, mysterious, kick-ass, knows-how-to-kill-you-in-50-ways, honourable assassins

and to top it off, here's the red ninja

 

[Egrimm]

I chose ninja and I'm not hiding in the shadows. I think that pirates are cool too though, but ninjas is just that bit cooler. Maybe it has something to do with me liking japanese culture.
To continue the who-would-you-be-with-at-a-party, a good thing about the ninjas would be that they don't smell. Real pirates doesn't wash themselves that often = they stink. I wouldn't like to be with people who stink, but of course they have rum and I guess that I wouldn't notice the smell if I drank much of the rum