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MichaelD

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Originally posted by: technogeeky
Is it all to just get laid though. No guys here actually want a relationship.. they just want sex?

Don't get me wrong - I want the sex as much as any other guy, but I wouldn't mind waking up with her in my arms the morning after - knowing I get to spend my time with her.

Oh crap...the "sensitive man." We've got a LOT of work to do on you....

Imagine the scream you would make if I threw you through a plate glass window...30 stories above ground.

That is sound you will make when the day of your "rebirth" happens. The moment you realize that as wonderful as that Pink Fuzzy Bunny that women make you beg for is, that they are evil, will shatter your soul and you will NEVER win...you will scream that way.

You'll know it when it happens...
 

Zugzwang152

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: technogeeky
Is it all to just get laid though. No guys here actually want a relationship.. they just want sex?

Don't get me wrong - I want the sex as much as any other guy, but I wouldn't mind waking up with her in my arms the morning after - knowing I get to spend my time with her.

Oh crap...the "sensitive man." We've got a LOT of work to do on you....

sensitive men get the chicks man...sheesh, where've you been? :p
 

MichaelD

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That scream sounds very similar to the scream at the end of the song "Blackout" by the Scorpions.
 

ViRGE

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: technogeeky
Is it all to just get laid though. No guys here actually want a relationship.. they just want sex?

Don't get me wrong - I want the sex as much as any other guy, but I wouldn't mind waking up with her in my arms the morning after - knowing I get to spend my time with her.

Oh crap...the "sensitive man." We've got a LOT of work to do on you....

Imagine the scream you would make if I threw you through a plate glass window...30 stories above ground.

That is sound you will make when the day of your "rebirth" happens. The moment you realize that as wonderful as that Pink Fuzzy Bunny that women make you beg for is, that they are evil, will shatter your soul and you will NEVER win...you will scream that way.

You'll know it when it happens...

I know you had(and are still having) a bad divorce, Michael, but not everyone is miserable. Hell, my Grandparents got married 3 weeks after they met, and never were apart since.
 

technogeeky

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Originally posted by: MichaelD

Oh crap...the "sensitive man." We've got a LOT of work to do on you....

Imagine the scream you would make if I threw you through a plate glass window...30 stories above ground.

That is sound you will make when the day of your "rebirth" happens. The moment you realize that as wonderful as that Pink Fuzzy Bunny that women make you beg for is, that they are evil, will shatter your soul and you will NEVER win...you will scream that way.

You'll know it when it happens...


What in the HELL are you talking about?

 

MichaelD

Lifer
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Originally posted by: ViRGE
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: technogeeky
Is it all to just get laid though. No guys here actually want a relationship.. they just want sex?

Don't get me wrong - I want the sex as much as any other guy, but I wouldn't mind waking up with her in my arms the morning after - knowing I get to spend my time with her.

Oh crap...the "sensitive man." We've got a LOT of work to do on you....

Imagine the scream you would make if I threw you through a plate glass window...30 stories above ground.

That is sound you will make when the day of your "rebirth" happens. The moment you realize that as wonderful as that Pink Fuzzy Bunny that women make you beg for is, that they are evil, will shatter your soul and you will NEVER win...you will scream that way.

You'll know it when it happens...

I know you had(and are still having) a bad divorce, Michael, but not everyone is miserable. Hell, my Grandparents got married 3 weeks after they met, and never were apart since.

Back in 1898, when your Grandparents married, there were no trains, planes or automobiles...they COULDN"T get away from each other!! Hahha!!! I crack me up! :D
 

technogeeky

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Originally posted by: ViRGE
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: technogeeky
Is it all to just get laid though. No guys here actually want a relationship.. they just want sex?

Don't get me wrong - I want the sex as much as any other guy, but I wouldn't mind waking up with her in my arms the morning after - knowing I get to spend my time with her.

Oh crap...the "sensitive man." We've got a LOT of work to do on you....

Imagine the scream you would make if I threw you through a plate glass window...30 stories above ground.

That is sound you will make when the day of your "rebirth" happens. The moment you realize that as wonderful as that Pink Fuzzy Bunny that women make you beg for is, that they are evil, will shatter your soul and you will NEVER win...you will scream that way.

You'll know it when it happens...

I know you had(and are still having) a bad divorce, Michael, but not everyone is miserable. Hell, my Grandparents got married 3 weeks after they met, and never were apart since.

I think I might be miserable, and I'm not even in a relationship.

 

Zugzwang152

Lifer
Oct 30, 2001
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Originally posted by: technogeeky
Originally posted by: MichaelD

Oh crap...the "sensitive man." We've got a LOT of work to do on you....

Imagine the scream you would make if I threw you through a plate glass window...30 stories above ground.

That is sound you will make when the day of your "rebirth" happens. The moment you realize that as wonderful as that Pink Fuzzy Bunny that women make you beg for is, that they are evil, will shatter your soul and you will NEVER win...you will scream that way.

You'll know it when it happens...


What in the HELL are you talking about?

why the HELL are you taking everything so personally? ;):p
 

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
Originally posted by: technogeeky
Originally posted by: MichaelD

Oh crap...the "sensitive man." We've got a LOT of work to do on you....

Imagine the scream you would make if I threw you through a plate glass window...30 stories above ground.

That is sound you will make when the day of your "rebirth" happens. The moment you realize that as wonderful as that Pink Fuzzy Bunny that women make you beg for is, that they are evil, will shatter your soul and you will NEVER win...you will scream that way.

You'll know it when it happens...


What in the HELL are you talking about?

why the HELL are you taking everything so personally? ;):p

I'm not. If I was taking it personally, you'd be informed. I'm just a very vocal person...and this board is a better place for it. :p

 

Zugzwang152

Lifer
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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
Originally posted by: technogeeky
Originally posted by: MichaelD

Oh crap...the "sensitive man." We've got a LOT of work to do on you....

Imagine the scream you would make if I threw you through a plate glass window...30 stories above ground.

That is sound you will make when the day of your "rebirth" happens. The moment you realize that as wonderful as that Pink Fuzzy Bunny that women make you beg for is, that they are evil, will shatter your soul and you will NEVER win...you will scream that way.

You'll know it when it happens...


What in the HELL are you talking about?

why the HELL are you taking everything so personally? ;):p

I'm not. If I was taking it personally, you'd be informed. I'm just a very vocal person...and this board is a better place for it. :p

i was referring to technogeeky and his defensiveness...but...thanks for the confession, michaeld :p:D
 

technogeeky

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Back in 1898, when your Grandparents married, there were no trains, planes or automobiles...they COULDN"T get away from each other!! Hahha!!! I crack me up! :D

That also got a chuckle. :)
 

Freejack2

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My youngest brother in-law is going to his prom soon.
Maybe I should tell him about Mr. Trojan.
 

Zugzwang152

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Freejack2
My youngest brother in-law is going to his prom soon.
Maybe I should tell him about Mr. Trojan.

that depends. are his chances of getting laid >0.0000001?
 

ViRGE

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Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: ViRGE
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: technogeeky
Is it all to just get laid though. No guys here actually want a relationship.. they just want sex?

Don't get me wrong - I want the sex as much as any other guy, but I wouldn't mind waking up with her in my arms the morning after - knowing I get to spend my time with her.

Oh crap...the "sensitive man." We've got a LOT of work to do on you....

Imagine the scream you would make if I threw you through a plate glass window...30 stories above ground.

That is sound you will make when the day of your "rebirth" happens. The moment you realize that as wonderful as that Pink Fuzzy Bunny that women make you beg for is, that they are evil, will shatter your soul and you will NEVER win...you will scream that way.

You'll know it when it happens...

I know you had(and are still having) a bad divorce, Michael, but not everyone is miserable. Hell, my Grandparents got married 3 weeks after they met, and never were apart since.

Back in 1898, when your Grandparents married, there were no trains, planes or automobiles...they COULDN"T get away from each other!! Hahha!!! I crack me up! :D

He was in the Marines, he didn't nessisarily have to come back.;)
 

technogeeky

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i was referring to technogeeky and his defensiveness...but...thanks for the confession, michaeld :p:D

I would post "How am I being defensive?" but that would be being defensive.

the "What in the HELL are you talking about" was in response to my inability to understand what the HELL Mike was trying to say.

Hehehe.
 

Zugzwang152

Lifer
Oct 30, 2001
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Originally posted by: technogeeky
i was referring to technogeeky and his defensiveness...but...thanks for the confession, michaeld :p:D

I would post "How am I being defensive?" but that would be being defensive.

the "What in the HELL are you talking about" was in response to my inability to understand what the HELL Mike was trying to say.

Hehehe.

i got the impression you took the virgin remarks a little too seriously :p
 

Freejack2

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Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
Originally posted by: Freejack2
My youngest brother in-law is going to his prom soon.
Maybe I should tell him about Mr. Trojan.

that depends. are his chances of getting laid >0.0000001?

Yeah I'd say he's got a 50/50 chance. Apparently some girl asked him to the prom.
I know he has been working out a lot and building his muscles. He's only 17 and one thing is for sure, he is the kind of guy you want by your side in a fight.
 

MichaelD

Lifer
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You'll be fine, technogeeky. Really. :)

A lot depends on what happens in the future. Almost 20 years since my HS prom..I dont' talk to a single person I went to school with anymore. I no longer live in the city I grew up in...I'm far, far away. I went, I had fun. Had I not gone, and not had fun, my life wouldn't be a single bit different than it is today.

Life goes on. As you get older, your ability to see the big picture slowly increases (i'm still working on that, BTW :eek:)

The fact that you ask about it shows that you're already moving on, mentally, and that's a good thing. :) I'm here for ya, bud.
 

technogeeky

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
You'll be fine, technogeeky. Really. :)

A lot depends on what happens in the future. Almost 20 years since my HS prom..I dont' talk to a single person I went to school with anymore. I no longer live in the city I grew up in...I'm far, far away. I went, I had fun. Had I not gone, and not had fun, my life wouldn't be a single bit different than it is today.

Life goes on. As you get older, your ability to see the big picture slowly increases (i'm still working on that, BTW :eek:)

The fact that you ask about it shows that you're already moving on, mentally, and that's a good thing. :) I'm here for ya, bud.

:)

It doesn't help that I'm going to the school that is rated in the Top 10 Worst Women schools.. :(


 

technogeeky

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I was just thinking.. a year or two ago when I was pretty depressed, someone asked me how I knew I wasn't gay ( to "merit" the fact that I haven't had a girlfriend since 7th grade ).

The only answer that I could come up with at the time was, "I know because not having a girlfriend wouldn't hurt this much."

In retrospect, I think it was a good answer.
 

Zugzwang152

Lifer
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Originally posted by: technogeeky
I was just thinking.. a year or two ago when I was pretty depressed, someone asked me how I knew I wasn't gay ( to "merit" the fact that I haven't had a girlfriend since 7th grade ).

The only answer that I could come up with at the time was, "I know because not having a girlfriend wouldn't hurt this much."

In retrospect, I think it was a good answer.

why not say "because i wank to straight pr0n every night twice"...that's my reason anyway.