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The politically incorrect jokes from movies thread. Wussies need not enter!

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Pretty much the first 15 minutes of Full Metal Jacket when Gunnery Sgt. Hartman is "greeting" the fresh meat. I would never survive in boot camp, at least not without getting punched in the gut a few times.
 
Full Metal Jacket -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKFuc8CdvoA

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Where the hell are you from anyway, private?

Private Cowboy: Sir, Texas, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

Private Cowboy: Sir, no, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you a peter puffer?

Private Cowboy: Sir, no, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet you're the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you!
 
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“You think you’re getting a handful of angel-hair pasta and end up with a battle of the bulge.”
-Anchorman 2
 
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