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The politically incorrect jokes from movies thread. Wussies need not enter!

Braznor

Braznor

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Did you hear about the Jew, the Catholic and the Colored Guy who went to heaven? No?

Answer: I didn't either.

Movie source: Caddyshack.

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Can I get a coffee, black?

Can't you see we talkin', white?

Zach and Miri Make a Porno

Not particularly a joke, but it always makes me laugh.
 
blackdogdeek said:
This, most especially Blazing Saddles.
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I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.
 
Team America:

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
 
Die Hard where the black agent who has the same name as his white partner points out they are not related.
 
Anything said in Grand Torino

Side note: If you want to get wasted in a short period of time play the Grand Torino drinking game:
-Drink any time you see the Grand Torino
-Drink every time you see PBR
-Drink every time you see Clint Eastwood scowl
-Drink any time a racial slur\comment is used

There were some other rules but those were the ones that hurt
 
Exterous said:
Anything said in Grand Torino

Side note: If you want to get wasted in a short period of time play the Grand Torino drinking game:
-Drink any time you see the Grand Torino
-Drink every time you see PBR
-Drink every time you see Clint Eastwood scowl
-Drink any time a racial slur\comment is used

There were some other rules but those were the ones that hurt
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Does anyone actually watch Gran Torino enough to establish a drinking game from it?

:hmm:
 
Taggart: I got it! I got it!

Hedley Lamarr: You do?

Taggart: We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em.

Hedley Lamarr: [frowns] "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.

Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.

Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?

Taggart: Naw, we rape the shit out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.

Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous!
 
-They hound the topics I present only replying without being on topic to me in general (Stalking)
-They have to make Horse vs Zebra statements so I'll talk to them. (Pre-meditated stalking)
-They constantly bring my name into other venues (Verbaly stalking)
-Magically appear right after I show up (Stalking)
-make bizarre accounts of me on your " teams " suggestion after you claim nobody is stalking me (Mega stalking)
-track me down on multiple sites and in multiple cities ...(super ultra mega stalking!)

~Bizzaro from the movie Reality
 
zinfamous said:
Does anyone actually watch Gran Torino enough to establish a drinking game from it?

:hmm:
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I think there is a drinking game for pretty much any movie. The hardest one I ever played was for the movie Bolt. One of the rules was to drink every time someone says Bolt and he uses or tries to use his super power. This scene happened in the first 15 minutes:
Hey, Bolt.

Big fan!

Bolt! Come back!

(tries to use power)

I'm too late.

Bolt! Help!
- I'm coming, Penny!

Bolt! Help!

Hold on, Penny! Hold on!
(tries to use power)

Bolt! Help! Bolt! Help!

Penny!
(tries to use power)

Bolt! Here, Bolt!

D:
 
The Family Guy one a group of friends and myself tried once was brutal. It had a bunch of rules and pretty much we went through 2 beers before the half way point of the first episode.
 
smackababy said:
Can I get a coffee, black?

Can't you see we talkin', white?

Zach and Miri Make a Porno

Not particularly a joke, but it always makes me laugh.
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Zack and Miri was fucking stupid. I am so sad people liked it cuz Seth Rogan is annoying but somehow got famous.

It was also a horrible Kevin Smith film.
 
Elaine Dickinson: Would you like something to read?
Old Lady: Do you have anything light?
Elaine Dickinson: How about this leaflet, "Famous Jewish Sports Legends?"

-Airplane
 
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