The Onion nails the Muhammad issue.

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WARNING: THIS ONION STORY CONTAINS AN IMAGE WHICH IS HUMOROUS, BUT NOT SAFE FOR WORK - IT IS A HUMOROUS CARTOON IMAGE BUT CONTAINS GENITALIA. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-one-murdered-because-of-this-image,29553/

WASHINGTON—Following the publication of the image above, in which the most cherished figures from multiple religious faiths were depicted engaging in a lascivious sex act of considerable depravity, no one was murdered, beaten, or had their lives threatened, sources reported Thursday. The image of the Hebrew prophet Moses high-fiving Jesus Christ as both are having their erect penises vigorously masturbated by Ganesha, all while the Hindu deity anally penetrates Buddha with his fist, reportedly went online at 6:45 p.m. EDT, after which not a single bomb threat was made against the organization responsible, nor did the person who created the cartoon go home fearing for his life in any way. Though some members of the Jewish, Christian, Hindu, and Buddhist faiths were reportedly offended by the image, sources confirmed that upon seeing it, they simply shook their heads, rolled their eyes, and continued on with their day.

This may just be a silly Onion article, but it nails it nonetheless. What other religion reacts in any way remotely similar to the way Islam routinely does?

For all those who try to maintain some false equivalence here about it.
 
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WARNING: THIS ONION STORY CONTAINS AN IMAGE WHICH IS HUMOROUS, BUT NOT SAFE FOR WORK - IT IS A HUMOROUS CARTOON IMAGE BUT CONTAINS GENITALIA. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-one-murdered-because-of-this-image,29553/



This may just be a silly Onion article, but it nails it nonetheless. What other religion reacts in anyway remotely similar to the way Islam routinely does?

For all those who try to maintain some false equivalence here about it.

What other religion is allowed to?
 

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Is it just me or is the elephant deity that is fisting Buddha a hermaphrodite? Either that or elephants have very large taints. :hmm:

I always wondered why Hindu deities have so many arms, now I know.
 
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Is it just me or is the elephant deity that is fisting Buddha a hermaphrodite? Either that or elephants have very large taints. :hmm:

I always wondered why Hindu deities have so many arms, now I know.

Don't know about you but yes on the elephant. :biggrin:
 

lotus503

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Yeah I don't know what to make of all this embassy stuff, on the one hand we have Christians picketing dead soldiers funerals, on the other they are picketing not killing people or invading the sovereignty of a nation.

I get being pissed off about the movie, but America has a constitution allowing free speech so these rioters can get fucked. If it were me I would let respective governments know, you step on our soil we will gun your ass down.

Why we haven't taken direct action against people bringing violence on our soil is beyond me.
 

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Yeah I don't know what to make of all this embassy stuff, on the one hand we have Christians picketing dead soldiers funerals, on the other they are picketing not killing people or invading the sovereignty of a nation.

I get being pissed off about the movie, but America has a constitution allowing free speech so these rioters can get fucked. If it were me I would let respective governments know, you step on our soil we will gun your ass down.

Why we haven't taken direct action against people bringing violence on our soil is beyond me.

now that's more like it, lotus
 

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Why we haven't taken direct action against people bringing violence on our soil is beyond me.

It seems like not too long ago that violent attacks, and murder against sovereign US territory/citizens would have at least received a cruise missile. Maybe we should apologize for an American making an offensive movie that forced muslims to attack and kill unrelated people, that should teach them.
 

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Because they're savages who don't care about religion or faith, and just looking for a reason to act out.
 

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Replace Ganesh with Muhammed and then see how the Religion of Peace reacts.
 

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on the one hand we have Christians picketing dead soldiers funerals, on the other they are picketing not killing people or invading the sovereignty of a nation.

You have about 12 people that do this and we all agree, Repubs and Dems, that they are the scum of the earth.
 

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It seems like not too long ago that violent attacks, and murder against sovereign US territory/citizens would have at least received a cruise missile. Maybe we should apologize for an American making an offensive movie that forced muslims to attack and kill unrelated people, that should teach them.

How is conventional action an effective response to an unconventional threat?

I have no moral objection to the people responsible being put down for the dirt nap however a knee jerk response with heavy weapons that stand to do more damage to civilians and our credibility isn't particularly useful in this case.
 
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Geosurface

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How is conventional action an effective response to an unconventional threat?

I have no moral objection to the people responsible being put down for the dirt nap however a knee jerk response with heavy weapons that stand to do more damage to civilians and our credibility isn't particularly useful in this case.

Maybe the absolute, clear knowledge that such a strike is the inevitable US response to something like this would dissuade such behaviors or make the civilians who would be killed or see their city partially destroyed less tolerant of these extremists in their midst.
 

K1052

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Maybe the absolute, clear knowledge that such a strike is the inevitable US response to something like this would dissuade such behaviors or make the civilians who would be killed or see their city partially destroyed less tolerant of these extremists in their midst.

It's pretty proven that fighting an ideological war like that is ineffective or worse. We'll just make more extremists.

Regardless, are we prepared to kill hundreds of thousands or possibly millions of largely innocent people to test that 'strategy'?
 

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Replace Ganesh with Muhammed and then see how the Religion of Peace reacts.

The Muslim posters would come in here, look at it, feel offended and insulted...probably somewhat sad that they belong to this community
Then they will probably join another tech board
You guys will get your little thrill or whatever it is you get from insulting people

I hear tomorrow Geo is going to take his fight for freedom another step
He's going to get him and his kid a couple of T-shirts with a big picture of a couple of gay guys 69ing on them.
Then they are going to Mcdonalds and that chicken joint
Don't worry..Muslim resistance will probably be low

You can pm him for details and join him on his crusade for freedom
 

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o_O

I don't have a kid, and while I support gay rights I also didn't give a flying fuck about Chik-Fil-A's president's position.

Partially because Chik-Fil-A is delicious.

(And honestly Earl I have absolutely no idea what logical train of thought lead you to that ... analogy? joke? whatever it was?)
 
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The Muslim posters would come in here, look at it, feel offended and insulted...probably somewhat sad that they belong to this community
Then they will probably join another tech board
You guys will get your little thrill or whatever it is you get from insulting people

I hear tomorrow Geo is going to take his fight for freedom another step
He's going to get him and his kid a couple of T-shirts with a big picture of a couple of gay guys 69ing on them.
Then they are going to Mcdonalds and that chicken joint
Don't worry..Muslim resistance will probably be low

You can pm him for details and join him on his crusade for freedom

Looks like you haven't heard of freedom speech :confused:, only one religion would kill for making fun of there prophet