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The **Official** Yo Momma Joke Thread

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Yo momma's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

Yo momma's like a 7/11 - open 24 hours, hot to go, and for 99 cents you can get a slurpy.
 
yo momma so fat----- that when she jumped for joyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... she got stuck.

</russell peters>
 
Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
yo momma so fat----- that when she jumped for joyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... she got stuck.

</russell peters>
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that guys is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Russell peters= awesome....if you think he was good watch Sugar Sammy he is just as funny
 
Yo momma got so many rolls she's gotta to screw on her underwear.
 
Your mama so dumb, that when god was passing out brains, she thought he said trains, and told him she had one.

Your mama so fat, when she cuts her finger she bleeds crisco.

Your mama so fat, your daddy had to slap her leg and ride the wave it to make you.

Your mama so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped her mama and her daddy.

Your mama so fat, she lost her baby sitting business because they lost one of the children, in one of her fat folds for a week.

Your mama so ugly, she wont even touch herself sexually.
 
Yo momma's so fat, she's the ho, the pimp, AND the street corner.


Yo momma's so dumb, she got fired from the M&M plant for throwing away the W's.
 
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