The **Official** Yo Momma Joke Thread

[grrl]

Originally posted by: honkee
Yo momma's so ugly, even ATOT wouldnt "hit it"

We have a winner!

 

[Jack Ryan]

Yo momma's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

 

[cr0ssfire]

Yo momma's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

Yo momma's like a 7/11 - open 24 hours, hot to go, and for 99 cents you can get a slurpy.

 

[Fenixgoon]

yo momma so fat----- that when she jumped for joyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... she got stuck.

</russell peters>

 

[kjah]

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
yo momma so fat----- that when she jumped for joyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... she got stuck.

</russell peters>

love that guy

 

[50cent1228]

Originally posted by: deftron
Your momma so fat...

when she wore a Malcolm X t-shirt, a helicopter tried to land on her

oh sh*t

 

[50cent1228]

Originally posted by: kjah
Yo momma's like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for 3 periods

oh heck lol

 

[50cent1228]

Originally posted by: Zaitsevs
your momma is so fat they had to install speed bumps in the buffet line at ponderosa

lol

 

[50cent1228]

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
yo momma so fat----- that when she jumped for joyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... she got stuck.

</russell peters>

that guys is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Russell peters= awesome....if you think he was good watch Sugar Sammy he is just as funny

 

[thecrecarc]

yo momma so fat, when she sat in the road and i tried to swerve, i ran outta gas!

 

[Kirby64]

Quadruple posting FTL

 

[Ika]

Originally posted by: KDOG
Your momma is so ugly that when she went to take a bath the water jumped out and said "I'll wait."

HAHAhaha...

10/10!

 

[SlitheryDee]

Yo momma got so many rolls she's gotta to screw on her underwear.

 

[Freshgeardude]

any more?

 

[funboy6942]

Your mama so dumb, that when god was passing out brains, she thought he said trains, and told him she had one.

Your mama so fat, when she cuts her finger she bleeds crisco.

Your mama so fat, your daddy had to slap her leg and ride the wave it to make you.

Your mama so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped her mama and her daddy.

Your mama so fat, she lost her baby sitting business because they lost one of the children, in one of her fat folds for a week.

Your mama so ugly, she wont even touch herself sexually.

 

[Fritzo]

Yo momma's so fat, she's the ho, the pimp, AND the street corner.


Yo momma's so dumb, she got fired from the M&M plant for throwing away the W's.