The **Official** Yo Momma Joke Thread

[Freshgeardude]

this will be interesting. think and post your best yo momma joke.
mine is : Yo momma is like a shotgun, five cocks and she's ready to blow.

 

[RichUK]

nm

 

[randay]

yo mama.

 

[SSSnail]

To the OP, yo mama is so dumb, she can't even think of any dumb joke to give you to start the thread with.

 

[TheChort]

your momma's so fat ... when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house

your momma's so fat ... the last time she saw 90210, was on a scale

your momma's so poor ... her breasts are real

 

[So]

Yo mamma so stupid, she thinks this thread is going to end well.

 

[George P Burdell]

Yo mamma so fat, when her beeper goes off, everyone thinks she's backing up.

 

[jtvang125]

Yo mamma got one arm and she swims in a circle.

 

[amdhunter]

Even yo momma thinks your threads are dumb.

 

[Ika]

Yo mama so lame, she's lamer than this thread.

 

[RichUK]

Originally posted by: jtvang125
Yo mamma got one arm and she swims in a circle.

I lol'ed

 

[kjah]

Yo momma's like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for 3 periods

 

[kjah]

Originally posted by: TheChort


your momma's so fat ... the last time she saw 90210, was on a scale

wasnt it

yo mommas so fat, when she stepped on a scale, she saw her telephone number

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Yo Momma is so cheap that when I threw a cigarette butt on her floor, she said "Clap your hands and stomp your feet. Praise the Lord, we got heat!"

 

[CKXP]

your momma is sooooo old...

she was a stow away on Noah's Ark...

 

[deftron]

Your momma so fat...

when she wore a Malcolm X t-shirt, a helicopter tried to land on her

 

[mitaiwan82]

Yo mama's so dumb, that when they said it was chilly outside, she brought out a bowl and a spoon.

Yo mama's so hairy that she shaves with a weed whacker.

Yo mama's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

 

[honkee]

Yo momma's so ugly, even ATOT wouldnt "hit it"

 

[gamepad]

yo momma's so fat, her son posted this thread

 

[jtvang125]

Yo mamma got no legs, talkin about how she use to 'kick it'.

 

[JohnAn2112]

Yo mama got no teeth and she said "pass the cornuts".

 

[Tbirdkid]

Your momma is so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

your momma is so fat, her blood type is rocky road

your momma is so old she farts coal dust..

 

[her209]

Yo mama legs so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.

(A tamed down version.)

 

[KDOG]

Your momma is so ugly that when she went to take a bath the water jumped out and said "I'll wait."

 

[Zaitsevs]

your momma is so fat they had to install speed bumps in the buffet line at ponderosa