************The Official LIST YOUR FAVORITE QUOTES/PHRASES******************

[Electric Amish]

<< A person is smart. People are stupid. >>

- Men in Black



<< How am I driving? Call 1-800-Imgonnafuckingdie! >>

- Hudson Hawk



<< Threads were made for REMOVING screws. >>

- Lemuel Frances Riley, my grandfather



<< Wish in one hand and sh!t in the other and see which get full the fastest. >>

- Lemuel Frances Riley, my grandfather



<< OUT!, OUT YOU DEMONS OF STUPIDITY!! >>

- Dogbert

amish

 

[mosdef]

&quot;Clown college? Psh, can't eat that.&quot; - Homer J Simpson

-mosdef

 

[Pastfinder]

&quot;The Hen is the wisest of all the animal creations because she only cackles until after the egg is laid.&quot; -Abraham Lincoln

 

[TechieZero]

The early bird may get the worm, but it's the 2nd mouse that gets the cheese.

 

[jrcamp]

This is my favorite quote, since I'm a huge procrastinator:

&quot;Procrastination is the same as masturbation; you're the only one who gets screwed.&quot;

 

[TheDennis]

<Procrastination is the same as masturbation; you're the only one who gets screwed>


ROFLMAOPIMP

 

[Prodigy^]

&quot;I invented the Internet&quot;

- Al Gore



To be serious though....I like the way 'Sonny' in A Bronx Tale says &quot;Nobody cares&quot; on several occasions....makes so much sense really.

 

[TechieZero]

My favorite WW2 quote.

&quot;If you see a black plane, those are the British. If you see a blue plane that is the Americans. If you see no plane, that is the Luftwaffe...&quot;

Also practically half the script of Kelly's Heroes!

< A German tanker in a Tiger gaurding the square that has a bank w/ a buttload of Gold in it. What do you do? Well you make a...>

BIG JOE &quot;Deal? what kind of Deal!?!&quot;

CRAP SHOOT &quot;A DEAL deal...Who knows? Maybe this guy is a Republican...&quot;

 

[pac1085]

Confucsious say it is good to park meet in girl, but not to meet girl in park. (or somethin like that, lol)

And read my sig.