I remember the first time I was introduced to the internet. I didn't know what it was. I was at a guy's house with a friend, I didn't know this guy. He was big, really heavy and had a wobbly head (like those wobbly head toys that you stick in the back of your car window).
He had a small box looking Mac computer in his garage, he was fiddling with it on its tiny black and white screen, then he turned to me with his head wobbling about and said smugly with a high pitched, oinky tone "Do you have a modem"?
Had no idea what the hell he was talking about.