The Official 2020 General Election returns thread CONTAINS NSFW IMAGES IN POST 3,884

[s0me0nesmind1]

Look at the good news your feelz won't be hurt by SNL for at least 4 years.

My feelings get hurt because I keep challenging myself - Can SNL get even LESS funny this week?

Sadly it keeps continuing.

I'll watch the opener (which keeps getting worse. Jim carry is FUCKING HORRIBLE as a Biden. Like REALLY bad.)
Weekend update is still aight and shows some potential.

The rest of the skits are just epic cringes.

 

[MomentsofSanity]

Man I could feel every emotion in Van Jones while he spoke here.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1325117825539862531

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Some very sad people out there ruined his very beautiful golf day.

Or he doesn't give a shit - is actually glad he lost - and just continues to troll everyone constantly on his phone.

 

[Captante]

CBS has not called NV yet but apparently some other sources are?

That would make 279 I believe.

 

[SteveGrabowski]

This is part of the reason Trump won in 2016. Grow up.

Oh yeah the Deplorables would have voted for Clinton if she didn't hurt their feelings

 

[K1052]

Or he doesn't give a shit - is actually glad he lost - and just continues to troll everyone constantly on his phone.

He is not glad he's lost. Maybe relieved in some ways not to have to serve a second term a bit but definitely not glad. There are maaany problems awaiting him outside the office.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Neil Cavuto just said Fox isn't going to call it yet.

Fox did.

 

[WelshBloke]

Apparently people are going fucking nuts in Europe.

Champagne is indeed being opened!

I do find it weird that the media decides who wins your elections though. Over here the election commission gives out the results.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

I'm going to say this now before any Trumpers/Republicans get started.

You made this mess. I don't want to hear any bitching from you for at least 4 years. You sat on your hands while Trump ran this country into the ground. Keep your mouths shut now while others try to fix it.

You guys sit on your hands and continue nothing but appeasing donors and the rich coastal elites. That will continue for the next 4 years.

Losing house seats with the highest voter turnout and a close presidential that was supposed to be a landslide cakewalk should tell you that your problem resides within.

But of course, self criticism is asking too much from inept individuals.

 

[K1052]

CBS has not called NV yet but apparently some other sources are?

That would make 279 I believe.

AP and NBC called NV. Almost all the remaining vote is coming in from Clark County which is merely expanding Biden's lead.

 

[BUTCH1]

I'm really at a fucking loss here.

The Deplorables really are the most low-information voters in this nation. I would say this is maybe just a really good troll but none of the Trumptards on the street are saying shit.

Wow, just wow, complete denial of the reality of the situation, these fucking blow-hard's think all their flag-waving, holding
"stop the steal" signs will actually mean/do anything, YOU LOST motherfuckers, eat that pain and reality now assholes.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

My feelings get hurt because I keep challenging myself - Can SNL get even LESS funny this week?

Sadly it keeps continuing.

I'll watch the opener (which keeps getting worse. Jim carry is FUCKING HORRIBLE as a Biden. Like REALLY bad.)
Weekend update is still aight and shows some potential.

The rest of the skits are just epic cringes.

You know the solution is not to watch right?

I haven’t regularly watched SNL in decades.
Yeah I still bumble into it if I am awake but I certainly don’t watch it regularly.

 

[hal2kilo]

You guys sit on your hands and continue nothing but appeasing donors and the rich coastal elites. That will continue for the next 4 years.

Losing house seats with the highest voter turnout and a close presidential that was supposed to be a landslide cakewalk should tell you that your problem resides within.

But of course, self criticism is asking too much from inept individuals.

Your neg shit ain't going to spoil our party. Ass cream works wonders.

 

[WelshBloke]

You guys sit on your hands and continue nothing but appeasing donors and the rich coastal elites. That will continue for the next 4 years.

Losing house seats with the highest voter turnout and a close presidential that was supposed to be a landslide cakewalk should tell you that your problem resides within.

But of course, self criticism is asking too much from inept individuals.

Fucking hell mate, rein in the butthurt. Its making me clench in sympathy.

 

[K1052]

Champagne is indeed being opened!

I do find it weird that the media decides who wins your elections though. Over here the election commission gives out the results.

The states/counties push out results here too but the media is able to pretty accurate forecast the final outcome once enough data is available. In this case it is judged impossible for Trump to overtake Biden in PA or NV based on remaining vote composition.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

He is not glad he's lost. Maybe relieved in some ways not to have to serve a second term a bit but definitely not glad. There are maaany problems awaiting him outside the office.

He's an elite established politician and a rich donor.

No matter how much you want to scream "Lock her up!" Errrr I mean "Lock him up".... It ain't happening

 

[BUTCH1]

Apparently people are going fucking nuts in Europe.

It's spreading around the world like a pandemic of joy, the hate, the seething menace is finally over.

 

[allisolm]

From Trump's statement reacting to news outlets projecting that Joe Biden is the next president. Never say die, apparently.

"We all know why Joe Biden is rushing to falsely pose as the winner, and why his media allies are trying so hard to help him: they don’t want the truth to be exposed. The simple fact is this election is far from over," he says.

"Joe Biden has not been certified as the winner of any states, let alone any of the highly contested states headed for mandatory recounts, or states where our campaign has valid and legitimate legal challenges that could determine the ultimate victor. In Pennsylvania, for example, our legal observers were not permitted meaningful access to watch the counting process. Legal votes decide who is president, not the news media," he said.

Live Updates | Elections 2020 | Fox News

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www.foxnews.com

 

[sportage]

CRAP.... I just realized we have the first woman VP in history. And Donald Trump thinks he is going to reverse THAT?

 

[skyking]

Actually, Trump started yesterday sabotaging things for Biden by firing 3 key officials in 3 agencies. I suspect he will continue firing people, leaving nobody to run them in his attempt to take the country down with him.

That's a giant nothing burger!! The good people can be unfired.

 

[WelshBloke]

The states/counties push out results here too but the media is able to pretty accurate forecast the final outcome once enough data is available. In this case it is judged impossible for Trump to overtake Biden in PA or NV based on remaining vote composition.

It pretty similar here i guess, just that the press would say "its expected, given these results, that Xxx will be declared the winner". Also because we don't vote for a President its a different situation.

 

[JujuFish]

Oh yeah the Deplorables would have voted for Clinton if she didn't hurt their feelings

First, Republican talking heads were able to convince half the nation that "deplorables" applied to anyone voting Trump, not just people who are, literally, deplorable as Clinton presumably meant.

Second, it just adds to the whole condescension the left has, which pushes people away.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Fucking hell mate, rein in the butthurt. Its making me clench in sympathy.

I voted for Biden dipshit.

I'm telling you the party needs to be fixed, but you continue to make politics like a sporting match and won't dare tolerate self criticism.

 

[zinfamous]

Or he doesn't give a shit - is actually glad he lost - and just continues to troll everyone constantly on his phone.

You don't know much about Trump it seems

 

[soundforbjt]

Please please please let there be pics of big baby getting the news...

I wonder how many golf clubs he threw or broke.