The Mysterious Malady of the Missing M'Lady Meliana

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What could really be wrong with Melania?

  • Kidney Problem

    Votes: 2 8.0%
  • Plastic Surgry Problem

    Votes: 6 24.0%
  • Husband Problem

    Votes: 15 60.0%
  • Mental Problem

    Votes: 1 4.0%
  • Lady Parts Problem

    Votes: 1 4.0%
  • Abortion Problem

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
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Jan 25, 2011
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She's always been private and adding in something like this leaves me completely unsurprised. She faces enough crap on a day to day basis. Maybe there are better things to occupy our time with... JMHO.
 

Younigue

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Feb 5, 2017
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She's always been private and adding in something like this leaves me completely unsurprised. She faces enough crap on a day to day basis. Maybe there are better things to occupy our time with... JMHO.
LOL! Private? Always?

No matter who the first lady is there will always be speculation about her. In this case this one recently rolled out the "Be Best" bullshit as a joke or a slap in the face. She's earned a bit of speculation and backlash.

If she's strong enough to be "private" she should have been strong enough not to present to the public with her first lady agenda.
 

kage69

Lifer
Jul 17, 2003
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Perhaps the carnal conquests of Sir Donald the Bagless have caught up to her. That's my outside bet; putting my main money on her crumbling under the stain of being married to a traitorous philanderer and bigoted sociopath.
 
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trenchfoot

Lifer
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Perhaps the carnal conquests of Sir Donald the Bagless have caught up to her. That's my outside bet; putting my main money on her crumbling under the stain of being married to a traitorous philanderer and bigoted sociopath.

That prenup she signed must be ironclad, bulletproof and would boot her out into the streets buck nekkid if she violated any of its conditions for her to put up with what Trump has been torturing her with.
 

kage69

Lifer
Jul 17, 2003
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That prenup she signed must be ironclad, bulletproof and would boot her out into the streets buck nekkid if she violated any of its conditions for her to put up with what Trump has been torturing her with.

If past divorced female employees are any indication, yup - the prenup and accompanying NDA is all probably pretty solid. Trump has admitted that he is ok providing for an ex, but they have obligations in order to maintain that support, i.e. not dishing on any abuse, his baby carrot penis, lack of intelligence or morals, business stuff, etc.

I think it is more likely she is protecting her connection to wealth and her parents (who live in the States now). The desire to stay wealthy in America as opposed to not wealthy in Slovenia is strong, like 'ignore the husband who can't spell your name raw dogging porn stars' strong.
 
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Puffnstuff

Lifer
Mar 9, 2005
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I wonder if she's hiding in the Blue Origin New Shepard module waiting for the next flight? Will SNL have to do a skit looking for her like they did for Kellyanne?:p