The Lock In (Christian anti-porn horror film)

[Ichinisan]

http://www.thelockinmovie.com

:awe:

 

[ImpulsE69]

I'll wait for the XXX parody.

 

[Ichinisan]

I'll wait for the XXX parody.

What could possibly rhyme with "lock?" :hmm:

 

[IronWing]

Anyone spend the $5?

 

[UglyCasanova]

Anyone spend the $5?

I almost want to.

 

[sandorski]

Is this the one where some dude catches his roommate fapping?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Black Atheists are the greatest threat to this country.

 

[BladeVenom]

It's a good thing there are atheist countries like China, Cuba, and North Korea where people are free to make porn.

 

[EliteRetard]

Well the trailer certainly was terrifying...the "movie" can only be worse.
And I thought "Hercules in New York" was bad. Oh link: http://www.hulu.com/watch/12323

LOL

 

[DigDog]

Black Atheists are the greatest threat to this country.

Gay Black Communist Atheist Union member.

 

[biostud]

Black Gay Atheists are the greatest threat to this country.

fixed

 

[andylawcc]

What could possibly rhyme with "lock?" :hmm:

:hmm:

 

[Rakehellion]

Nothing scarier than being locked in a room with a bunch of Christians.

 

[Markbnj]

Anyone spend the $5?

Looking at that website, who could resist?

 

[Newell Steamer]

http://metro.co.uk/2013/12/31/child...christian-found-footage-horror-movie-4245747/

‘During the lock in, members of the youth group are “locked in” the church to have fun, play games, and get to know one another. In spite of the youth pastor’s attempt to intervene, the boys must come to terms with the pornographic images themselves in order to be truly freed from the demon.’

Where in the Bible does it mention lock ins??

Also, lock ins sound fucking stupid; http://ywmovement.org/annual-lock-inlock-out-dos-and-donts/ (link provides some better suggestions)

This is another reason for me to never set foot in a church - every again.

 

[Gibsons]

What could possibly rhyme with "lock?" :hmm:

Bock, clock, sock, mock, Glock, hock, jock, lock, knock, rock, tick-tock, wok....

 

[Newell Steamer]

Bock, clock, sock, mock, Glock, hock, jock, lock, knock, rock, tick-tock, wok....

Croc, shock, flock, Brock,...

 

[SMOGZINN]

Vaccinated Gay Black Communist Atheist Union member.

Texashiker's head just exploded.

 

[poofyhairguy]

Also, lock ins sound fucking stupid; http://ywmovement.org/annual-lock-inlock-out-dos-and-donts/ (link provides some better suggestions)

Wow that link makes me not want to be a parent OR religious.

 

[alzan]

Gay Black Communist Atheist Union member.

Pro-Choice Vaccinated Gay Black Communist Atheist Union member.

 

[Scotteq]

Pro-Choice Vaccinated Gay Black Communist Atheist Union member.

... CCW carrying..

 

[ElFenix]

What could possibly rhyme with "lock?" :hmm:

ban.

 

[poofyhairguy]

Pro-Abortion Vaccinated Gay Black Communist Atheist Union Member and Community Organizer

FIFY

 

[darkewaffle]

I find it curious that the DVD cover looks like it was designed by the same person who did the cover for the Tucker Max books.

"Lock In with your Cock Out" :awe:

 

[PottedMeat]