The greatest smell ever that doesn't make you fat is...

[Squisher]

Fresh cut lemon.

 

[manlymatt83]

new asphalt

 

[Powermoloch]

hazelnut coffee

 

[darkewaffle]

Candles.

 

[Zee]

new car smell

 

[muskie32]

Candles.

:thumbsup:

 

[DivideBYZero]

Freshly opened vagina.

 

[HAL9000]

Freshly opened vagina.

Wouldn't that be a little young :\

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

Wouldn't that be a little young :\

Son, i am dissapoint!

 

[HAL9000]

Son, i am dissapoint!

I was when I read that 🙁

 

[bignateyk]

I hate coffee

\thread

I hate you

[Thread]

 

[HAL9000]

I hate you

[Thread]

I hate you and coffee.

/Thread

 

[BurnItDwn]

Mmmm coffee

Gin is good too, but it's got nothin on coffee.

 

[HAL9000]

Mmmm coffee

Gin is good too, but it's got nothin on coffee.

Yuck... to both... gin more...

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

Yuck... to both... gin more...

The feck are you yappin about, coffee both smells and tastes great.

 

[HAL9000]

The feck are you yappin about, coffee both smells and tastes great.

no no, no, you must be smelling a different thing to me.

 

[ElFenix]

smell of a nice fire on a crisp night

(helps if said fire is slowly cooking a brisket or pork shoulder, but that would be fattening)

 

[moshquerade]

There is no better smell in the world and it can make you drunk...

and thaaaaaaaat's what i was getting at...

 

[melchoir]

People claiming vagina are ridiculous.

Pipe Tobacco always seems to smell great.

 

[moshquerade]

People claiming vagina are ridiculous.

maybe tell her to bathe next time

 

[HAL9000]

maybe tell her to bathe next time

D: oh my... He needs to talk to his ladies.

 

[Regs]

I like the smell of a douglas fur christmas tree (in a house full of smokers 🙁 ).

 

[melchoir]

maybe tell her to bathe next time

I didn't say it smelled bad, I'm just saying it doesn't compare to many other scents in the world. Sorry to burst your bubble.

 

[HAL9000]

I didn't say it smelled bad, I'm just saying it doesn't compare to many other scents in the world. Sorry to burst your bubble.

Hmmm are you sure your smelling the right hole?

 

[moshquerade]

I didn't say it smelled bad, I'm just saying it doesn't compare to many other scents in the world. Sorry to burst your bubble.

You didn't burst my bubble babe. You said anyone who fancied that smell was "ridiculous". I am now questioning your manhood.

Hmmm are you sure your smelling the right hole?

bwahahaha! ok, now you're on to something...