The greatest smell ever that doesn't make you fat is...

[moshquerade]

anyone notice the 500 lb gorilla in the room? :sneaky:

 

[alfa147x]

Coffee smells almost as bad as it tastes.

Fresh coffee smells awesome!
Old coffee *puke*

 

[alfa147x]

anyone notice the 500 lb gorilla in the room? :sneaky:

That gorilla needs to loose some damn weight...

 

[moshquerade]

That gorilla needs to loose some damn weight...

he's just trying to get noticed :awe:

 

[alfa147x]

he's just trying to get noticed :awe:

If a female weights 500 pounds I'm not noticing her. 😉

 

[moshquerade]

*wooooosh* 😱

 

[alfa147x]

*wooooosh* 😱

lol I'm just messing with you Mosh 😀

 

[geno]

Cocaine.

 

[dabuddha]

Still bacon. Smelling bacon doesn't make you fat, eating it does 😀

 

[Ika]

okay mosh I'll bite... what are you talking about?

 

[alfa147x]

Are you guys saying a G&T doesn't smell like Jesus?

 

[GuitarDaddy]

eeewwwh! Gin is disgusting

 

[alfa147x]

eeewwwh! Gin is disgusting

Bullshit!

 

[HAL9000]

eeewwwh! Gin is disgusting

True it smells like paint stripper, makes me want to vomit upon drinking.

 

[alfa147x]

It does not. Go get a bottle of Ten and some tonic water and some lime

 

[JulesMaximus]

Gin? Yuck...I never could stand the taste or smell of that shit...reminds me of drinking motor oil...

BTW, while gin may not contain fats, a 1.5 oz jigger of gin contains about 120 calories...

This. If you don't burn off those calories it doesn't matter if it has fat or not, you will get fat from drinking gin.

 

[disappoint]

okay mosh I'll bite... what are you talking about?

Yeah Mosh whatever could you possibly be talking about hmmmm?:hmm::biggrin:

 

[HAL9000]

It does not. Go get a bottle of Ten and some tonic water and some lime

Tonic water tastes like vomit aswell, so unless the lime is overpoweringly strong I wont like it.

 

[Riceninja]

where is this gorilla? i dont see it

 

[HAL9000]

where is this gorilla? i dont see it

Ditto.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Napalm in the morning. Guaranteed to slim you down, and fast.

It's not he napalm, it's the burned body smell that goes with it.

 

[bommy261]

vagina....

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

It does not. Go get a bottle of Ten and some tonic water and some lime

No, it smells like crap and tastes even worse.

Get some proper Laphroaig, the only spirit worth drinking for the taste of it.

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

vagina....

There is no better smell in the world and it can make you drunk...

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

gin will get you pretty fat, actually. lots o calories.

Not just that, it also lowers calorie expenditure and breaks down calorie burning muscle tissue.

There are two kinds of drunks, concentration camp survivor and fat arse, both for the same reasons.