- Sep 26, 2000
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So I went to the supermarket to shop. Is it ok to have proplene glycol in my food? and if so, how much?
Thank goodnes the government has experts who regulate food.
Otherwise I would have to spend years learning about food additives and their effects on people. Though without the governments tests, I probably still wouldn't know.
Then I went to fill up my tank. And for some reason the gasoline was lead free. I guess the government knew lead was bad for everyone. So they forced the oil companies to remove it. Well, that saved me another few years of studying fuel additives and lead toxicity.
And when I filled my car with 20 gallons of gas, lo and behold, I got 20 gallons. I guess without the government I would have to buy some device to measure how much gas I was really getting.
And when I went to buy my car, they gave me a loan agreement. Wow was it complicated. I guess without the government I would have to bring just about any financial agreement from a mortgage to a credit card to a health insurance plan to a lawyer and hope he understands it enough to give me a recommendation.
And lucky me, I thought it was ok to do 95 mph on the hiway where near where I live. But the government said do 55. So I was only doing 65 when the guy doing 95 passed me and spun out and died.
Anyway, I have a head ache. I think I will take two aspirin.
I guess its a good thing the government knows some more things than I do. Or else the aspirin might have killed me.
The problem is not that we rely on the government too much, or that we would be better off with less government regulation.
Clearly we need government regulation.
We just need BETTER government.
Thank goodnes the government has experts who regulate food.
Otherwise I would have to spend years learning about food additives and their effects on people. Though without the governments tests, I probably still wouldn't know.
Then I went to fill up my tank. And for some reason the gasoline was lead free. I guess the government knew lead was bad for everyone. So they forced the oil companies to remove it. Well, that saved me another few years of studying fuel additives and lead toxicity.
And when I filled my car with 20 gallons of gas, lo and behold, I got 20 gallons. I guess without the government I would have to buy some device to measure how much gas I was really getting.
And when I went to buy my car, they gave me a loan agreement. Wow was it complicated. I guess without the government I would have to bring just about any financial agreement from a mortgage to a credit card to a health insurance plan to a lawyer and hope he understands it enough to give me a recommendation.
And lucky me, I thought it was ok to do 95 mph on the hiway where near where I live. But the government said do 55. So I was only doing 65 when the guy doing 95 passed me and spun out and died.
Anyway, I have a head ache. I think I will take two aspirin.
I guess its a good thing the government knows some more things than I do. Or else the aspirin might have killed me.
The problem is not that we rely on the government too much, or that we would be better off with less government regulation.
Clearly we need government regulation.
We just need BETTER government.