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The god damn B**** set me up!

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AccruedExpenditure

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I usually go to sleep around 12:30 on work nights, but last night around 12:30 am I was talking to this girl I met through facebook. We've only talked 3 maybe 4 times since the first time I messaged her way back in early June... Anyway the conversation went something like this:

Her: It's kinda late, i want to go to safeway to pick up some ice cream, but i'm too lazy
Me: haha, yeaa, i hate when that happens, its like that with me and target...
Her: OMG, don't you live like a block down, do you wanna come with me

Bare in mind now it's 12:30 am, and i've never met this girl face 2 face before... all of a sudden my reptilian mind kicks in and all logic goes through the door.

Me: yeaaah, why not why don't you come by and pick me up, call me when you get here
Me: my number is xxx-xxx-xxxx
Her: OK! i'll see you in like 15 minutes.

So she comes over, picks me up, we meet for the first time face to face, have a good light conversation, no dead spots, ... end up going to safeway, nothing more, nothing less...

So after she drops me off back at the condo, I think to myself... "that was weird," she kinda used me, and all I got was some ice cream that i really didn't want to buy... oh well there will be time to develop this in the future now that we're on a face 2 face basis."

I come home, have a bowl ice cream and turn in around 2 am.

This morning a familar ringtone (the one reserved for my ex) wakes me up... I groggily answer my mobile to hear her ask, "What are you doing answering your cell phone at work." I think that for a moment look at the time and to my horror realize the ugly truth and say, "OH S**T, it's 10 AM, and I'M STILL AT HOME, i didn't set my alarm, the god damn B**** set me up!!!"

omg... i called in sick

-$240 on the day =(((
 
i see no connection. all i see is omg i cant wake up on time to go to work so let me blame some one else
 
what time do you start work? if it's at 9:00, do you make $240/hour? and how is any of that the girl's fault?
 
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