The first trans model for Sports Illustrated is butt ugly by Sports Illustrated standards.

[shortylickens]

Yea, I'm jealous, these kids have it made, all we had were some dusty old Playboy magazines stashed away, these kids get 4K streams of unimaginable stuff.

Shens.

I've yet to see any scat midget tranny porn in 4K.

 

[ch33zw1z]

Shens.

I've yet to see any scat midget tranny porn in 4K.

Sounds like you should open an LLC and have at it.

Licken's productions

SSS Inc (Shorty's scat studios)

SLP Inc

And no, I dont want to review anything before production.

 

[Bitek]

Haha, I pulled that on conservatives with a comparison and then revealed the true sex after a few replied. Hilarity ensued.

Oh man that's mean lol! Where's the reaction vids? Hahaha

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So what is wrong with them? I can tell there are masculine features, and it makes me want to hurl. XD You can't always quite put your finger on it, but she can't hide it like some others can.

Yeah, there is something to this. Sometimes there is something just off, and it's very.... IDK.. viscerally wrong.

IDK, kinda like an ugly baby or something.
Gets the animal brain firing and angry and not really sure why. It's a just little baby... but off...

Jaw a little too square, eyes a little too hard... IDK. Something, and it evokes danger senses. Like a trap....

 

[qliveur]

What? Elbows too pointy?

Ugly is not a word I would use here.

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He's all yours, man.

 

[brycejones]

She's all yours, man.

FTFY

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

FTFY

How DARE you assume their pronouns AND gender you HORRIBLE person!

 

[cytg111]

Aaaand the stupid is showing again.

 

[trenchfoot]

I don't swing that way but he makes a good imposter.

She did an exceptionally good job of accentuating her natural attributes, including whatever she had done to her adam's apple. Need to see the size of her hands though.

Heck, hands-wise maybe she got just as lucky as Donny Do Little Trump, yeah?

 

[Paladin3]

Great photos can be misleading as well.

So what is wrong with them? I can tell there are masculine features, and it makes me want to hurl. XD You can't always quite put your finger on it, but she can't hide it like some others can.

I'm not talking about what you may or may not find masculine or attractive. I was only commenting on The Times' choice of photos, and you are full of shit if you are defending the use of these particular shots. They are awkward, to say the least, and were obviously chosen to make her look bad.

 

[darkswordsman17]

How long before the OP just turns gay because he says he can't trust anything that looks like a woman? And OP wonders why he struggles so much with women when he obsesses over celebrities worse than a stereotypical teen girl.

Did anyone look at the photos. These just aren’t SI quality.

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Hasn't there been a movement to stop doing photoshopping and other overly processed bullshit, meaning what you thought was "quality" wasn't real? Those pics look like the other SI swimsuit stuff I've seen so I'm not sure what the fuck you and shortydickens issue with the "quality" is?

I remember looking at one of the SI swimsuit magazines back in high school and I thought they weren't doing a great job of making most of the models look that good, with weird poses and other bizarre stuff that made them not look less attractive. And that was still a major step up over garbage like...I don't remember the names, but they were "lad magazines" like douchebag bro shit that couldn't show actual nudity, but somehow managed to find a way to make gorgeous women look like real dolls dressed in bizarre clothing designed by people that apparently weren't interested in making people attractive or didn't know how clothes fit.

 

[darkswordsman17]

How much anger is caused by dudes popping boners to a hot woman who they find out was a guy?

Most of it IMO.

Doesn't matter anyway because no one is getting close enough to have to question your sexuality.

Now go back to your incest pron on PHub like the manly man you are.

I do get a kick out of losers like the OP acting like they'd turn down various celebrities over their attraction to them. Even ugly celebs would just laugh in their miserable shitfuck faces.

Sounds like you should open an LLC and have at it.

Licken's productions

SSS Inc (Shorty's scat studios)

SLP Inc

And no, I dont want to review anything before production.

Even literal piles of shit would be creeped out about being in his porn.

 

[qliveur]

She did an exceptionally good job of accentuating her natural attributes, including whatever she had done to her adam's apple. Need to see the size of her hands though.

Heck, hands-wise maybe she got just as lucky as Donny Do Little Trump, yeah?

 

[darkswordsman17]

Sorry she simply isn’t SI Swimsuit edition quality. She is pretty but not SI Swimsuit edition pretty.
Hard to find good French porn on those porn sites.

Oh, you mean she's not malnourished thin.

Honestly, it never made sense for a magazine title "Sports Illustrated" to be having models that weren't actually athletic, and that would have serious problems playing almost any sport because they just wouldn't have the energy for it due to deliberately limiting themselves food.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Oh, you mean she's not malnourished thin.

Honestly, it never made sense for a magazine title "Sports Illustrated" to be having models that weren't actually athletic, and that would have serious problems playing almost any sport because they just wouldn't have the energy for it due to deliberately limiting themselves food.

This is not a malnourished girl. Models are thin that should be assumed.