The first time you kissed a girl.... Updated! Now with Poll!

[WyteWatt]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: eigen
Dont worry I am sure a boy/girl will like you one day too....

Bull. GAYTOT doesn't want him, and evolution forbids that he procreates.

I'm happy with him just dying alone.

- M4H

The thing is I am more happy than you because thats what I want.

 

[WyteWatt]

MercenaryForHire you lose.

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: eigen
Its cute that imtim83 is so jealous of me.

I am not jealous of anyone. The only reason you said that is because your jealous of me being able to say no.

Women are asking to kiss you all the time?

What do you do when someone accidently brushes against you? Scream "RAPE RAPE RAPE OH NOES!!"

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Argo
She kept saying "Please stop doing that"...

- Man, those girls only know three words, "Stop" "No" and "Don't"
- Nah, you got those words backwards, they always tell me "No, don't stop!"

- M4H

 

[eigen]

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: eigen

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: eigen
Its cute that imtim83 is so jealous of me.

I am not jealous of anyone. The only reason you said that is because your jealous of me being able to say no.

Yeah I totally wish I had no interest in women.They are such a drag and I just hate spending my time with them.....And sleeping with them is such a bore...and they smell so bad and their skin is not pleasant to the touch.Oh and It really sucks to spend the nite at their house then have them make you a breakfast in bed......Man I wish I could say no.

Dont worry I am sure a boy/girl will like you one day too....

Not if I make sure I draw everyone away from me.

What is your major malfunction.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: eigen
Dont worry I am sure a boy/girl will like you one day too....

Bull. GAYTOT doesn't want him, and evolution forbids that he procreates.

I'm happy with him just dying alone.

- M4H

The thing is I am more happy than you because thats what I want.

I'd be happier if you were dying sooner. Make me happy. Come on. You know you want to.

- M4H

 

[WyteWatt]

Originally posted by: eigen

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: eigen

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: eigen
Its cute that imtim83 is so jealous of me.

I am not jealous of anyone. The only reason you said that is because your jealous of me being able to say no.

Yeah I totally wish I had no interest in women.They are such a drag and I just hate spending my time with them.....And sleeping with them is such a bore...and they smell so bad and their skin is not pleasant to the touch.Oh and It really sucks to spend the nite at their house then have them make you a breakfast in bed......Man I wish I could say no.

Dont worry I am sure a boy/girl will like you one day too....

Not if I make sure I draw everyone away from me.

Nothing. I just make sure that people don't like me.


What is your major malfunction.

 

[RedPickle]

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
She kissed me!

Yup!

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: eigen

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: eigen

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: eigen
Its cute that imtim83 is so jealous of me.

I am not jealous of anyone. The only reason you said that is because your jealous of me being able to say no.

Yeah I totally wish I had no interest in women.They are such a drag and I just hate spending my time with them.....And sleeping with them is such a bore...and they smell so bad and their skin is not pleasant to the touch.Oh and It really sucks to spend the nite at their house then have them make you a breakfast in bed......Man I wish I could say no.

Dont worry I am sure a boy/girl will like you one day too....

Not if I make sure I draw everyone away from me.

What is your major malfunction.

His uncle sodomized him, which turned him off men.

Then he got caught huffing his sister's panties and that turned him off women.

Now he just sits at home and masturbates.

- M4H

 

[WyteWatt]

What if I told you I have nothing to lose.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: imtim83
What if I told you I have nothing to lose.

I'll see your bet and call. Kill yourself.

- M4H

 

[WyteWatt]

The funny thing is I don't haha.

 

[WyteWatt]

What fun is there in that! Mother nature is far better!

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: imtim83
What fun is there in that! Mother nature is far better!

Hah. You said mother. You like women after all.

<Freud> Maybe eet ees your mother we should be talkingk about, ya? </Freud>

- M4H

 

[WyteWatt]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: imtim83
What fun is there in that! Mother nature is far better!

Hah. You said mother. You like women after all.

<Freud> Maybe eet ees your mother we should be talkingk about, ya? </Freud>

- M4H

Hello mother nature.

Hurricanes, tornados, floods, etc.

I rather die by mother nature (hurricane or tornado prefered) than anything. So much more exciting!

 

[chrisms]

Hey what the hell are you babbling on about?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: imtim83
What fun is there in that! Mother nature is far better!

Hah. You said mother. You like women after all.

<Freud> Maybe eet ees your mother we should be talkingk about, ya? </Freud>

- M4H

Hello mother nature.

Hurricanes, tornados, floods, etc.

I rather die by mother nature (hurricane or tornado prefered) than anything. So much more exciting!

So zees mother you talk about ... you haf trouble vit her, ya? Perhaps from your unrequited lust for her?

- M4H

 

[WyteWatt]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: imtim83
What fun is there in that! Mother nature is far better!

Hah. You said mother. You like women after all.

<Freud> Maybe eet ees your mother we should be talkingk about, ya? </Freud>

- M4H

Hello mother nature.

Hurricanes, tornados, floods, etc.

I rather die by mother nature (hurricane or tornado prefered) than anything. So much more exciting!

So zees mother you talk about ... you haf trouble vit her, ya? Perhaps from your unrequited lust for her?

- M4H

Mother nature isn't a person lol.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: imtim83
What fun is there in that! Mother nature is far better!

Hah. You said mother. You like women after all.

<Freud> Maybe eet ees your mother we should be talkingk about, ya? </Freud>

- M4H

Hello mother nature.

Hurricanes, tornados, floods, etc.

I rather die by mother nature (hurricane or tornado prefered) than anything. So much more exciting!

So zees mother you talk about ... you haf trouble vit her, ya? Perhaps from your unrequited lust for her?

- M4H

Mother nature isn't a person lol.

Denial is only zee first stage of treatment. Ve haf a long road to your recovery.

- M4H

 

[Kanalua]

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
She kissed me!

yup...had no idea what was going on...

 

[WyteWatt]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: imtim83
What fun is there in that! Mother nature is far better!

Hah. You said mother. You like women after all.

<Freud> Maybe eet ees your mother we should be talkingk about, ya? </Freud>

- M4H

Hello mother nature.

Hurricanes, tornados, floods, etc.

I rather die by mother nature (hurricane or tornado prefered) than anything. So much more exciting!

So zees mother you talk about ... you haf trouble vit her, ya? Perhaps from your unrequited lust for her?

- M4H

Mother nature isn't a person lol.

Denial is only zee first stage of treatment. Ve haf a long road to your recovery.

- M4H

:roll:

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Comedy.

Fvcking.

GOLD.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: imtim83
:roll:

I realize zees will take time, but ve cannot help you if you do not follow ze plan.

- M4H

 

[chrisms]

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: imtim83
What fun is there in that! Mother nature is far better!

Hah. You said mother. You like women after all.

<Freud> Maybe eet ees your mother we should be talkingk about, ya? </Freud>

- M4H

Hello mother nature.

Hurricanes, tornados, floods, etc.

I rather die by mother nature (hurricane or tornado prefered) than anything. So much more exciting!

So zees mother you talk about ... you haf trouble vit her, ya? Perhaps from your unrequited lust for her?

- M4H

Mother nature isn't a person lol.

Denial is only zee first stage of treatment. Ve haf a long road to your recovery.

- M4H

:roll:

:clock:

 

[ravana]

1. Didn't Ask
2. Ditto