The first time you kissed a girl.... Updated! Now with Poll!

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: happybelly

I am a nonsexural creature.

Then why even post in this topic?
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To troll.

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Fixed

- M4H

 

[lancestorm]

It was actually mutual. And I did NOT enjoy it. She was a smoker. The aftertaste was terrible. Now smoking is my number one pet peeve.

 

[StageLeft]

It was so awful.

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: imtim83

I am a nonsexural creature.

Then why are you participating in a thread about kissing? Do you go into every thread and comment that you don't participate in whatever the thread is about? Do you go into every x-box thread and say "I don't play x-box"?? Do you go into every thread about firefox and say "I don't use firefox"??? Why are we supposed to give a flying fvck about what you do or don't do? Go get some professional help.

 

[Nomada]

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
She kissed me!

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: imtim83
People lets stop with all of this and get back on topic please. My god.

Your mom gives lousy head.

- M4H

YOU too??? Man, that was NOT worth the $20...

 

[Queasy]

It was mutual. I made the mistake of mumbling that I loved kissing. She took that as meaning that I loved her after only a couple of dates. Whoops.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Juice Box

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: imtim83
People lets stop with all of this and get back on topic please. My god.

Your mom gives lousy head.

- M4H

YOU too??? Man, that was NOT worth the $20...

Wait, you paid?

- M4H

 

[chrisms]

I was sitting with my arm around her with a bunch of my buddies and I think we were playing truth or dare or something stupid. I was dared to kiss her.. I think she was the one who dared me.

 

[BrokenVisage]

HTF are there already 80 replies in less then 30 minutes? Most of the people on here are still prudes, right?

 

[WyteWatt]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Juice Box

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: imtim83

Fixed

 

[Sphexi]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
HTF are there already 80 replies in less then 30 minutes? Most of the people on here are still prudes, right?

Yeah, I went away for a few minutes, came back, and had to read through 3 more pages :/

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Juice Box

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: imtim83

Fixed

A bunch of empty quotes and botched formatting. I see you're a fuckup at Fusetalk as well as life. Kill yourself.

- M4H

 

[eigen]

First reall passionate kiss with some umph....

She was sitting on my bed. Kinda of had her head down. I was laying down beside her.I sat up sort of cupped my hand under her chin and pulled her down to me .....<fireworks>

 

[WyteWatt]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Juice Box

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: imtim83

Fixed

A bunch of empty quotes and botched formatting. I see you're a fuckup at Fusetalk as well as life. Kill yourself.

- M4H

The funny thing is I did exactly what I wanted to do in that post.

 

[isasir]

LOL. Stormrider + imtim83 + a bunch of lifers feeding a known troll and you've got a pretty quickly growing thread.

 

[eigen]

Its cute that imtim83 is so jealous of me.

 

[WyteWatt]

Originally posted by: eigen
Its cute that imtim83 is so jealous of me.

I am not jealous of anyone. The only reason you said that is because your jealous of me being able to say no.

 

[MeanMeosh]

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
She kissed me!

and she didn't ask me! RAPE!

i didn't mind though

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: imtim83
Any help appreciated
Please Reply
Thanks

Kill yourself.

- M4H

 

[eigen]

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: eigen
Its cute that imtim83 is so jealous of me.

I am not jealous of anyone. The only reason you said that is because your jealous of me being able to say no.

Yeah I totally wish I had no interest in women.They are such a drag and I just hate spending my time with them.....And sleeping with them is such a bore...and they smell so bad and their skin is not pleasant to the touch.Oh and It really sucks to spend the nite at their house then have them make you a breakfast in bed......Man I wish I could say no.

Dont worry I am sure a boy/girl will like you one day too....

 

[WyteWatt]

Originally posted by: eigen

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: eigen
Its cute that imtim83 is so jealous of me.

I am not jealous of anyone. The only reason you said that is because your jealous of me being able to say no.

Yeah I totally wish I had no interest in women.They are such a drag and I just hate spending my time with them.....And sleeping with them is such a bore...and they smell so bad and their skin is not pleasant to the touch.Oh and It really sucks to spend the nite at their house then have them make you a breakfast in bed......Man I wish I could say no.

Dont worry I am sure a boy/girl will like you one day too....

Not if I make sure I draw everyone away from me.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: eigen
Dont worry I am sure a boy/girl will like you one day too....

Bull. GAYTOT doesn't want him, and evolution forbids that he procreates.

I'm happy with him just dying alone.

- M4H

 

[Argo]

She kept saying "Please stop doing that"...

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: imtim83
Not if I make sure I draw everyone away from me.

Draw? You push people away. Sheesh.

- M4H