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The Episcopalian priest for our wedding told us two jokes last night

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Whereever there are four Episcopalians around, you will always find a fifth. (Apparently they like to drink)

and

Thankfully Jesus was nailed to the cross (does sign of cross) and not stoned. Old people bruise easily. (begins to hit himself about the chest and shoulders).

Guess you had to be there, but the second one was funny.
 
Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
Whereever there are four Episcopalians around, you will always find a fifth. (Apparently they like to drink)

and

Thankfully Jesus was nailed to the cross (does sign of cross) and not stonedOld people bruise easily. (begins to hit himself about the chest and shoulders).

Guess you had to be there, but the second one was funny.
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I thought a joke had to be funny
 
Originally posted by: AnyMal
So.. where's the joke?
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dunno...everybody posts these joke threads and everyone else comes in and says they aren't funny, so take it for what it's worth. Like I said, you had to be there for the 2nd one. The first wasn't so funny, but I figured I'd share.

Part of the humor is seeing a 50 year old man hitting himself.
 
Originally posted by: ktehmok
Friggin heathens. :roll:

I laughed.
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i didn't think it was lol funny. it was slightly amusing though.
i'm not religious so it took me a minute to figure out the 2nd one.
 
Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
Thankfully Jesus was nailed to the cross (does sign of cross) and not stoned. Old people bruise easily. (begins to hit himself about the chest and shoulders).
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that's hilarious!
 
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