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Originally posted by: Minerva
A firehose full of deer piss is quite effective but does stink up the town pretty bad.
Fox urine is a LOT worse than deer.
Originally posted by: Minerva
A firehose full of deer piss is quite effective but does stink up the town pretty bad.
Originally posted by: Minerva
Originally posted by: vi_edit
If I wear a tin foil outfit will it protect me?
It will induce large amounts of current and at the corona points it will burn you. What that means is it will spark a lot and shock you until your balls look like prunes and probably make you sh!t yourself twice.
Originally posted by: vi_edit
Originally posted by: Minerva
A firehose full of deer piss is quite effective but does stink up the town pretty bad.
Fox urine is a LOT worse than deer.
Originally posted by: ForumMaster
i read that they tested it more then 10,000 times. the worst that happened were a few blisters. i hope this non-lethal weapon can finally make Iraq and such places safer.
Originally posted by: pontifex
shouldn't it be called the I-Think-I'm-Near-Death Ray?
Originally posted by: randay
cool, my company works with raytheon on some stuff, nothing like this death ray though. one question, does it work on stray cats that like to sit on my car and leave muddy paw prints?
Originally posted by: everman
Originally posted by: Minerva
Originally posted by: vi_edit
If I wear a tin foil outfit will it protect me?
It will induce large amounts of current and at the corona points it will burn you. What that means is it will spark a lot and shock you until your balls look like prunes and probably make you sh!t yourself twice.
hm..."Set phasers to sh!t themselves"!
That would be quite an effective weapon, they'd hardly be able to run away