The day the deer struck back

[RichardE]

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SEDALIA, Mo. ? A Sedalia hunter bagged a big buck on the second day of firearms season, but the kill caused him a lot of pain.

Forty-nine-year-old Randy Goodman said he thought two well-placed shots with his .270-caliber rifle had killed the buck on Nov. 19. Goodman said the deer looked dead to him, but seconds later the nine-point, 240-pound animal came to life.

The buck rose up, knocked Goodman down and attacked him with his antlers in what the veteran hunter called "15 seconds of hell." The deer ran a short distance and went down, and died after Goodman fired two more shots.

Soon Goodman started feeling dizzy and noticed his vest was soaked in blood.

So he reached his truck and drove to a hospital, where he received seven staples in his scalp and was treated for a slight concussion and bruises.

 

[Amused]

Oh dear

 

[buck]

I am sure he is leaving things out, I bet the hunter came down from the stand right away after he shot it instead of waiting the 15+ minutes for it to die.

my .02

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: Amused
Oh dear

:thumbsup:

 

[broon]

A real hunter would have tagged the deer and loaded it up before driving to the hospital.

 

[darkxshade]

Yea, a learning bunch them deers... just wait till the day they shoot back.

 

[dougp]

Originally posted by: Amused
Oh dear

That's bad - seriously, the buck stops here. Or was it over there?

 

[zoiks]

Too bad the deer was the one who died.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Maybe he needs to start hunting rabbits instead. What's the worst that could happen when hunting a little bunny?

 

[herrjimbo]

Originally posted by: zoiks
Too bad the deer was the one who died.

yaknow, if you're not a fan of hunting, why bother posting?

 

[Tsaico]

Originally posted by: Amused
Oh dear

Might be because I didn't sleep well last night, but this was really funny to me.

 

[MotF Bane]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Maybe he needs to start hunting rabbits instead. What's the worst that could happen when hunting a little bunny?

The cuteness overload could incapacitate him. *snorgle*

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: zoiks
Too bad the deer was the one who died.

I guess your not down for some venison burgers I'm making tonight huh? Part of my bambi theme BBQ

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: zoiks
Too bad the deer was the one who died.

it's either that or they die of starvation/disease because of overpopulation. which would you choose? the herd needs to be thinned by legal hunting or else it grows too large.

 

[ViviTheMage]

mmmm, I just ate some venison my co-worker got while hunting.

 

[Gooberlx2]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Maybe he needs to start hunting rabbits instead. What's the worst that could happen when hunting a little bunny?

Pretty bad stuff.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
mmmm, I just ate some venison my co-worker got while hunting.

venison rocks. :thumbsup:

 

[slsmnaz]

sounds like a bad hunter and a terrible shot. It took 4 shots?

 

[Tiamat]

Originally posted by: Amused
Oh dear

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Maybe he needs to start hunting rabbits instead. What's the worst that could happen when hunting a little bunny?

ARTHUR: What?
TIM: There he is!
ARTHUR: Where?
TIM: There!
ARTHUR: What, behind the rabbit?
TIM: It is the rabbit.
ARTHUR: You silly sod!
TIM: What?
ARTHUR: You got us all worked up!
TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!
ARTHUR: Ohh.
TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!
TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

 

[moshquerade]

anyone read the title and think... the day the music died?

ok...


just me then.

 

[Ruptga]

Originally posted by: zoiks
Too bad the deer was the one who died.

Even the biggest POS human is worth more than a single deer, you POS

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: ADDAvenger

Originally posted by: zoiks
Too bad the deer was the one who died.

Even the biggest POS human is worth more than a single deer, you POS

No, there are plenty of POS humans who are worth less than a single deer.

 

[Modelworks]

This happens quite a bit. It happens here once a year at least that someone throws a deer in the back of the pickup only to have it come alive on the drive home.

 

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: ADDAvenger

Originally posted by: zoiks
Too bad the deer was the one who died.

Even the biggest POS human is worth more than a single deer, you POS

No, there are plenty of POS humans who are worth less than a single deer.

I'm with this guy