The call you don't want to hear from your SO.

[SSSnail]

"Hi hun, I scratched the passenger car's door backing out of a parking space".

That is all.

 

[xanis]

I give this thread a 3/10. It had potential but didn't deliver.

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: SSSnail
"Hi hun, I gots the herps".

That is all.

fixed for hilarity

 

[newb111]

"Hi hun, I'm leaving you for a german transexual pornstar who I've been cheating on you with for a year now"

 

[johnjbruin]

Originally posted by: SSSnail
"Hi hun, I have been doing it with your friend John for the last year. I think I want to split up - can you sign the papers that my lawyer will send tomorrow".

That is all.

Corrected - Much worse now.

 

[Savij]

Originally posted by: newb111
"Hi hun, I'm leaving you for a german transexual pornstar who I've been cheating on you with for a year now"

I would pay to see that vid. :Q

 

[CraKaJaX]

It could be worse.

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: SSSnail
"Hi hun, I just caught our son masturbating to gay midget transvestite fart fetish pron off the intarwebs!".

That is all.

 

[legoman666]

Originally posted by: Savij

Originally posted by: newb111
"Hi hun, I'm leaving you for a german midget albino lumberjack transexual pornstar who I've been cheating on you with for a year now"

I would pay to see that vid. :Q

I would too.

 

[kranky]

I think the worst thing you can hear from your SO is

"We need to talk"

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: Savij

Originally posted by: newb111
"Hi hun, I'm leaving you for a german transexual pornstar who I've been cheating on you with for a year now"

I would pay to see that vid. :Q

Sorry, not german but Spanish/Mexican

 

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: kranky
I think the worst thing you can hear from your SO is

"We need to talk"

:laugh:

I think you hit the bullseye on that one.

 

[Eeezee]

"Hi Hun, I got a sex change just before we met. Surprise!"

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: Eeezee
"Hi Hun, I got a sex change just before we met. Surprise!"

indeed

 

[yhelothar]

worst thing is to log onto facebook, and one day see her profile picture changed to one of her with another guy, and the relationship status is changed to a different guy's name.

 

[z0mb13]

"Hi hon, you ever wonder why our son has darkish skin tone? Yeah he is not urs, he is the UPS guy's son"

 

[her209]

Hi honey. Yes, I'm a lesbian. No, you can't watch.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: her209
Hi honey. Yes, I'm a lesbian. No, you can't watch.

 

[Xstatic1]

Originally posted by: SSSnail
"Hi hun, I scratched the passenger car's door backing out of a parking space".

That is all.

i could think of worse things ur S/O could have called to say, like:

"hi <some other guy's name>, OMG, i scratched SSSnail's car door backing out of ur garage."