The call you don't want to hear from your SO.

SSSnail

Lifer
Nov 29, 2006
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"Hi hun, I scratched the passenger car's door backing out of a parking space".

That is all.
 

newb111

Diamond Member
Oct 8, 2003
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"Hi hun, I'm leaving you for a german transexual pornstar who I've been cheating on you with for a year now"
 

johnjbruin

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Jul 17, 2001
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Originally posted by: SSSnail
"Hi hun, I have been doing it with your friend John for the last year. I think I want to split up - can you sign the papers that my lawyer will send tomorrow".

That is all.

Corrected - Much worse now.
 

Savij

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Nov 12, 2001
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Originally posted by: newb111
"Hi hun, I'm leaving you for a german transexual pornstar who I've been cheating on you with for a year now"

I would pay to see that vid. :Q
 

randay

Lifer
May 30, 2006
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Originally posted by: SSSnail
"Hi hun, I just caught our son masturbating to gay midget transvestite fart fetish pron off the intarwebs!".

That is all.

 

legoman666

Diamond Member
Dec 18, 2003
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Originally posted by: Savij
Originally posted by: newb111
"Hi hun, I'm leaving you for a german midget albino lumberjack transexual pornstar who I've been cheating on you with for a year now"

I would pay to see that vid. :Q

I would too.
 

kranky

Elite Member
Oct 9, 1999
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I think the worst thing you can hear from your SO is

"We need to talk"
 

yhelothar

Lifer
Dec 11, 2002
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worst thing is to log onto facebook, and one day see her profile picture changed to one of her with another guy, and the relationship status is changed to a different guy's name.
:(
 

z0mb13

Lifer
May 19, 2002
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"Hi hon, you ever wonder why our son has darkish skin tone? Yeah he is not urs, he is the UPS guy's son"
 

Xstatic1

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Sep 20, 2006
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Originally posted by: SSSnail
"Hi hun, I scratched the passenger car's door backing out of a parking space".

That is all.

i could think of worse things ur S/O could have called to say, like:

"hi <some other guy's name>, OMG, i scratched SSSnail's car door backing out of ur garage." ;)