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The Bible

Mr. Lennon

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Jul 2, 2004
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The Bible - A collection of stories written over a period of 1500 years by fallible men. Men are fallible, there for the bible is fallible.

The Bible is fallible.
 

SSSnail

Lifer
Nov 29, 2006
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... Is the all time best selling fictional book?

Edit: First page, now threading in epic post.
 

darkxshade

Lifer
Mar 31, 2001
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Originally posted by: ggnl
...can substitute for rolling papers if you're out.

Bible blunts are a great way to convert that niche market that's hard to reach. Be one with God!!!
 

thepd7

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Jan 2, 2005
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lol you expect to tell me that it's ridiculous to believe in the Bible when I believe in an omnipotent, omniscience God? Good work you win now I see your point.
 

Megatomic

Lifer
Nov 9, 2000
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Originally posted by: thepd7
lol you expect to tell me that it's ridiculous to believe in the Bible when I believe in an omnipotent, omniscience God? Good work you win now I see your point.
lol
 

AreaCode707

Lifer
Sep 21, 2001
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Originally posted by: Zeppelin2282
The Bible - A collection of stories written over a period of 1500 years by fallible men. Men are fallible, there for the bible is fallible.

The Bible is fallible.

What motivated you to post this?

The standard counter answer: God - an omnipotent being who dictated the Bible. God is infallible, therefore the Bible is infallible.

This argument has no end because neither side with cede their premises. /thread
 

zerocool84

Lifer
Nov 11, 2004
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Originally posted by: AreaCode707
Originally posted by: Zeppelin2282
The Bible - A collection of stories written over a period of 1500 years by fallible men. Men are fallible, there for the bible is fallible.

The Bible is fallible.

This argument has no end because neither side with cede their premises. /thread

Yep and that's why I hate religious/political threads. Same type of people believing what they believe and won't change even if the other side is correct.
 

Kirby

Lifer
Apr 10, 2006
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Originally posted by: zerocool84
Originally posted by: AreaCode707
Originally posted by: Zeppelin2282
The Bible - A collection of stories written over a period of 1500 years by fallible men. Men are fallible, there for the bible is fallible.

The Bible is fallible.

This argument has no end because neither side with cede their premises. /thread

Yep and that's why I hate religious/political threads. Same type of people believing what they believe and won't change even if the other side is correct.

Makes sense though. Why would you change your belief if you think that you're correct?
 

zerocool84

Lifer
Nov 11, 2004
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Originally posted by: nkgreen
Originally posted by: zerocool84
Originally posted by: AreaCode707
Originally posted by: Zeppelin2282
The Bible - A collection of stories written over a period of 1500 years by fallible men. Men are fallible, there for the bible is fallible.

The Bible is fallible.

This argument has no end because neither side with cede their premises. /thread

Yep and that's why I hate religious/political threads. Same type of people believing what they believe and won't change even if the other side is correct.

Makes sense though. Why would you change your belief if you think that you're correct?

And that's the problem I have with religion/politics. Even if the know they are wrong, they are so hard headed and won't change their views even if there is evidence that they are wrong.
 

miketheidiot

Lifer
Sep 3, 2004
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Originally posted by: AreaCode707
Originally posted by: Zeppelin2282
The Bible - A collection of stories written over a period of 1500 years by fallible men. Men are fallible, there for the bible is fallible.

The Bible is fallible.

What motivated you to post this?

The standard counter answer: God - an omnipotent being who dictated the Bible. God is infallible, therefore the Bible is infallible.

This argument has no end because neither side with cede their premises. /thread

you see the difference is that he can base his post on fact


you made yours up
 

Beau

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Jun 25, 2001
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www.beauscott.com
Nun: You don't believe in God because of Alice in Wonderland?
Loki: No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter" that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or... or with his tusk, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do... what do they do? They... They dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensure the destruction of one's inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions... by inhibiting our decisions, out of... out of fear of some... some intangible parent figure who... who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says... and says, "Do it - Do it and I'll fuckin' spank you. "

'bout sums it up.
 

Turin39789

Lifer
Nov 21, 2000
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While digesting Reader's Digest
In the back of a dirty book store,
A plastic flag, with gum on the back,
Fell out on the floor.
Well, I picked it up and I ran outside
Slapped it on my window shield,
And if I could see old Betsy Ross
I'd tell her how good I feel.

Chorus:
But your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more.
They're already overcrowded
From your dirty little war.
Now Jesus don't like killin'
No matter what the reason's for,
And your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more.

Well, I went to the bank this morning
And the cashier he said to me,
"If you join the Christmas club
We'll give you ten of them flags for free."
Well, I didn't mess around a bit
I took him up on what he said.
And I stuck them stickers all over my car
And one on my wife's forehead.

Repeat Chorus:

Well, I got my window shield so filled
With flags I couldn't see.
So, I ran the car upside a curb
And right into a tree.
By the time they got a doctor down
I was already dead.
And I'll never understand why the man
Standing in the Pearly Gates said...

"But your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more.
We're already overcrowded
From your dirty little war.
Now Jesus don't like killin'
No matter what the reason's for,
And your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more."