The best quote from any movie or show ever

[MongGrel]

I'd have to say almost anything Dianna Rigg even utters on Game of Thrones is classic.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF-MvPZ5CwI

 

[Iron Woode]

Talking out of turn? That's a paddlin'.
Lookin' out the window? That's a paddlin'.
Staring at my sandals? That's a paddlin'.
Paddlin' the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

:awe:

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xsvKGxAVHY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4

 

[balloonshark]

"Never tell me the odds."

 

[smitbret]

38 39 whatever it takes

OMG!!!!!

I thought I was the only one that quoted Mr. Mom.

 

[Chapbass]

"...I'll have a coke, then." I'm not going to say the rest of the quote

 

[mmntech]

Archer's got some great ones.

"It would rude not to eat her pie. Which I assume is not only hot but also moist. But hopefully not flaky."

"A black astronaut Cyril! That's like killing a unicorn."

"Lana, that is the third saddest thing I've heard today. Pam told me about a little girl who drowned trying to save a puppy."
"Jesus. what's the second saddest thing"
"The puppy drowned too"

"Oh, I'll just yank his pants off, splash a lot of scotch and women's underthings about then tell him he slipped and fell, chasing a terrified Asian prostitute out onto the patio.
It's not the first time I bashed his head in and had to cover my tracks."

 

[DigDog]

"these are not the droids you are looking for" (with hand gesture)

 

[child of wonder]

"What are you trying to read that word for? Are you a i love you?"

 

[bradly1101]

"What do you mean I have to wait three days to get my gun? I'm angry now!" - Homer Simpson

 

[DigDog]

honest to go, i dont know ANY of the quotes anyone posted here. well, nearly.

i know:
"Leave the gun, take the cannoli."
"Do you feel lucky?"
""Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke."

and keithp's quote of fear and loathing, yet i doubt anyone would remember the full wording or be able to use it in daily life.
otoh i dare anyone here say they dont know every quote i posted.

the clerks one doesnt count because it's two different actors saying the lines.

 

[SteveGrabowski]

awesome dude, is you taking notes on a criminal f**king conspiracy?

 

[SteveGrabowski]

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries.

Now go away, or i shall taunt you a second time.

It's just a flesh wound

 

[Darwin333]

"I'm your huckleberry, that's just my game."

"Alright lunger, you go to hell. I'll put you out of your misery"

"Say when"

Love that scene

 

[mmntech]

"What does Marcellus Wallace look like?"
"What?"
"What country you from?!"
"What?"
"'What' ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in 'what'?"
"What?"
"English motha fucka, do you speak it?!"
"Yyyes"
"Then you know what I'm sayin. Describe what Marcellus wallace Looks like!"
"What, I...."
"Say what again! Say what again, I dare you, I double dare you motha fucka. Say 'what' one more god damn time!"
"He's black..."
"Go On!"
"He's bald!"
"Does he look like a bitch?"
"What?" BANG
"DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!"
"NO!!"
"Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch Brett"
"I didn't"
"Yes you did! Yes you did Brett! You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody except is Mrs. Wallace"

 

[Thebobo]

Charlie don't surf!

 

[Nograts]

Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

Greatest movie of all time. Multipass!

 

[DigDog]

"What does Marcellus Wallace look like?"

thats a quote.
what you posted is a scene. a quote is one phrase (or short speech) from one person. "do you feel lucky, punk?" is a quote. "here's looking at you, kid" is a quote. the entire script of casablanca is not a quote.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Any of you fine folks see the Swearnet movie? Some of those lines are hillarious. That said, its not as funny as TPB series, movies, or specials.

 

[Uppsala9496]

In the quiet words of the virgin mary, come again?