The best quote from any movie or show ever

[Tweak155]

So you're telling me there's a chance.

 

[foghorn67]

"I'm thirty years older than you are. I had my back broke once, and my hip twice. And on my worst day I could beat the hell out of you."

 

[Fenixgoon]

sexual tyrannosaurus

so many great quotes from that movie alone :thumbsup:

 

[sdifox]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108399/quotes?item=qt0358712

 

[eplebnista]

Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water... BAM! A f***** bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya. Would you give a f*** what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?

 

[John Connor]

"Shit a brick and fuck me with it"

Name the movie or show and who said it and you get a prize.

Mary Poppins?

 

[John Connor]

One point twenty one jigga watts!

 

[Loop2kil]

Pulp Fiction - "I'm a Mushroom Cloud Laying Mother Fucker, Mother Fucker."

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over, 'conquered' if you will, by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthmen or merely enslave them. But, one thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.

 

[RaistlinZ]

"Leave the gun, take the cannoli."

 

[Sho'Nuff]

"The Lord of Light wants his enemies burned. The Drowned God wants his drowned. Why are all the gods such vicious cunts? Where's the god of tits and wine?""

 

[Iron Woode]

you ever seen a grown man naked?

Joey, did you ever hang around a gymnasium?

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

or maybe just the whole damn movie.

 

[Muse]

One that has stuck in my head is from The Philadelphia Story, where Katherine Hepburn says "the time to make up your mind about people is ...

Spoiler

never!

It's from one of the greatest movie scripts ever.

Jeez, I thought this was a serious thread until I read the goddamn thing...

 

[DigDog]

Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.

 

[Regs]

I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

 

[clamum]

Not a movie but I could post a hundred quotes from the "Trailer Park Boys" TV series. Ricky and Bubbles... just fucking hilarious.

 

[John Connor]

I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

:awe: That's a good one!

 

[DigDog]

There are two kinds of people in life - those with a loaded gun, and those who dig.

You dig.

 

[KeithP]

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls.

Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."

Okay, sure, it was in a book first but it did end up in a movie so I think it counts.

-KeithP

 

[ManyBeers]

"I know what you're thinking did he fire 159 rounds or 160 well to tell you the truth with all the confusion I don't remember either...etc." This is probably not exact but close I hope
Charlie Sheen doing a Dirty Harry parody in a movie I can't remember the name of. Pretty funny though.

 

[skyking]

"have fun storming the castle"

 

[Fenixgoon]

Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over, 'conquered' if you will, by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthmen or merely enslave them. But, one thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[DigDog]

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries.

Now go away, or i shall taunt you a second time.

 

[MongGrel]

That's a tough one.

Have to think about it....

 

[MongGrel]

"The Lord of Light wants his enemies burned. The Drowned God wants his drowned. Why are all the gods such vicious cunts? Where's the god of tits and wine?""

I was actually trying to think of some of his lines myself, good one.

Why he isn't up for a Golden Globe beyond me.

Lady Olenna has so many good ones too.

Frig that's just from one series, have to think more.