The authorization thread

[IronWing]

Apparently today is my day to be an all purpose authority figure so if there is anything you've been wanting to do but feel a need for approval/affirmation/consent/authorization/the go head/the green light in order to proceed just post your desire here and I'll see what I can do for you.

 

[Thebobo]

I am requesting authority to never go back to work and still be paid at overtime rates for another 30 years. Please expedite this request.

 

[IronWing]

I am requesting authority to never go back to work and still be paid at overtime rates for another 30 years. Please expedite this request.

First in, first out. You're good to go; it's all taken care of. Enjoy your new life.

 

[snoopy7548]

I am requesting $50k USD from IronWing.

 

[IronWing]

Apparently, I'm back to being an authority figure again today. A caller really didn't want to accept, "I can't provide you with legal advice, you'll need to contact an attorney" for an answer to his questions (which really did require legal advice, I wasn't just trying to get him off the phone). So anyone need anything?

 

[DAPUNISHER]

I would like you to remove that incomprehensibly depressing signature and replace it with the Partridge Family Theme song.

 

[nakedfrog]

I request authorization for DAPUNISHER to come on and get happy.

 

[DAPUNISHER]

I request authorization for DAPUNISHER to come on and get happy.

I will also be bringing a whole lot of lovin', to make you happy!

I fear that will be stuck in my head all day now.

 

[whm1974]

I request that the many heavily biased members, and you know you all are, receive Enlightenment. This includes all you Trump Dick Suckers as well.

 

[IronWing]

I would like you to remove that incomprehensibly depressing signature and replace it with the Partridge Family Theme song.

Done. I had to squish the lines as AT has a line limit on sigs.

Also did you search on my old sig?
link

 

[BoomerD]

If you could just wipe my slate clean...get rid of all my AT points, that's be great. Thanks.

 

[IronWing]

Done.

 

[BoomerD]

 

[GobBluth]

Requesting permissions, and immunity from any associated crime, to punch 3-4 people in the face today for previous matters unresolved.

Respectfully,
GB

 

[IronWing]

Done but only if they are really 3-4. This doesn't apply to anyone taller or shorter. Wheelchairs don't count.

 

[zinfamous]

Apparently, I'm back to being an authority figure again today. A caller really didn't want to accept, "I can't provide you with legal advice, you'll need to contact an attorney" for an answer to his questions (which really did require legal advice, I wasn't just trying to get him off the phone). So anyone need anything?

I'd like to see how snoopy7548's request from almost 5 months ago worked out before I waste any of my time waiting on your authorizations.

 

[IronWing]

Snoopy is authorized to make the request. What is it that you would like to ask?

 

[snoopy7548]

I am requesting $50k USD from IronWing.

 

[nakedfrog]

You've got it all wrong, he's just authorizing things, he's not Santy Claus.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Requesting for IronWing to send his wife over for me to satisfy.

 

[highland145]

If you could just wipe my slate clean...get rid of all my AT points, that's be great. Thanks.

Ass, you mean ass.

Requesting for IronWing to send his wife over for me to satisfy.

lol. She'd use your body parts for some musical instrument. Win, I say cause you sing like carp.

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Done. I had to squish the lines as AT has a line limit on sigs.

Also did you search on my old sig?
link

I know nothing! I say nothing! l hear nothing! LeBeau more strudle!

 

[zinfamous]

Rocks. I'd like a bunch of rocks, then.

 

[BoomerD]

Ass, you mean ass.

Oh baby, you KNOW what I like...

 

[Geekbabe]

Apparently today is my day to be an all purpose authority figure so if there is anything you've been wanting to do but feel a need for approval/affirmation/consent/authorization/the go head/the green light in order to proceed just post your desire here and I'll see what I can do for you.

I request that my cancer be removed without removing me please