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The authorization thread

IronWing

IronWing

No Lifer
Apparently today is my day to be an all purpose authority figure so if there is anything you've been wanting to do but feel a need for approval/affirmation/consent/authorization/the go head/the green light in order to proceed just post your desire here and I'll see what I can do for you.
 
I am requesting authority to never go back to work and still be paid at overtime rates for another 30 years. Please expedite this request.
 
Apparently, I'm back to being an authority figure again today. A caller really didn't want to accept, "I can't provide you with legal advice, you'll need to contact an attorney" for an answer to his questions (which really did require legal advice, I wasn't just trying to get him off the phone). So anyone need anything?
 
I request that the many heavily biased members, and you know you all are, receive Enlightenment. This includes all you Trump Dick Suckers as well.
 
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Requesting permissions, and immunity from any associated crime, to punch 3-4 people in the face today for previous matters unresolved.

Respectfully,
GB
 
Done but only if they are really 3-4. This doesn't apply to anyone taller or shorter. Wheelchairs don't count.
 
IronWing said:
Apparently, I'm back to being an authority figure again today. A caller really didn't want to accept, "I can't provide you with legal advice, you'll need to contact an attorney" for an answer to his questions (which really did require legal advice, I wasn't just trying to get him off the phone). So anyone need anything?
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I'd like to see how snoopy7548's request from almost 5 months ago worked out before I waste any of my time waiting on your authorizations.
 
IronWing said:
Apparently today is my day to be an all purpose authority figure so if there is anything you've been wanting to do but feel a need for approval/affirmation/consent/authorization/the go head/the green light in order to proceed just post your desire here and I'll see what I can do for you.
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I request that my cancer be removed without removing me please 🙂
 
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