The absolute WORST way to die...

[spanky]

Originally posted by: guapo337
getting kneed in the balls and dying.

i still get shivers thinking about that.

i dun think u can die from that... but i bet it hurts like hell. then again... if u get kneed repeatedly in the balls... u'd probably end up killing urself to stop the misery.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

worst way would be to drown in your own filth.
Place someone(osama) in a Glass tank. tie him to a pole arms strethed out so he can't move. Tie his head back so he can't move it. Fill tank with water untill it is at his chin. Then introveinously keep him alive. over time he will urinate and deficate in the water. as he does so the water level will rise. eventually it will get to the point to where it will be over his mouth. he will instictivly keep his mouth shut, but the smell will make him gag and open his mouth which will then make him injest his filth. eventually he will drown in his own crap. A fitting way for him or your worst enemy.

 

[RalphWiggum]

Well, according to a Amazonian tribe created byb a cartoon genius, its death by "Snus Snu" (spelling?) .

 

[spanky]

Originally posted by: RalphWiggum
Well, according to a Amazonian tribe created byb a cartoon genius, its death by "Snus Snu" (spelling?) .

is that the same as unga bunga?

 

[GTaudiophile]

Alone...

 

[Mrfrog840]

Originally posted by: bleeb
Dying while the middle of making a porno.

LMAO

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

Originally posted by: spankyOO7

Originally posted by: RalphWiggum
Well, according to a Amazonian tribe created byb a cartoon genius, its death by "Snus Snu" (spelling?) .

is that the same as unga bunga?

Yes

 

[RalphWiggum]

Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones

Originally posted by: spankyOO7

Originally posted by: RalphWiggum
Well, according to a Amazonian tribe created byb a cartoon genius, its death by "Snus Snu" (spelling?) .

is that the same as unga bunga?

Yes

Well, I'm glad somebody around here know what unga bunga and snus snu are...

 

[JustinSampson]

Originally posted by: LethalWolfe

Originally posted by: erikiksaz

Originally posted by: Sundog
Being buried alive in an avalanche......

I think this would hurt initially, but after you starting numbing out, it wouldn't hurt righ.....wait a second. Hmm, you'd still be able to find yourself gasping for air even when you're numb

Depending on the situation being burried alive wouldn't neccessarly be that bad. I mean, if yer trapped under an avalanche the force of the avalanche itself would force show into your mouth and nose so you'd probably have a couple minutes of intense freakin' out before you passed out and eventually died. If, for example, you were able to take cover or something and got trapped under the snow but not crushed by it (like in the first example), then you'd probably get sleepy and pass out from lack of O2 as the CO2 increased. Pretty painless way to die.

On the other hand burning alive would probably be my #1 most painful way to die (aside from torture or something unnatural prolonged).


Lethal

I was in an avalanche and I can second (wait, third...) that it would be a horrible way to die. I was lucky to come to rest near the surface so I actually managed to pull myself out. You think that the snow would be soft and you could just dig out, but it literally turns to ice seconds after it comes to a stop. I mean it can go to fluffy powder to solid ice in seconds. It's an amazingly strange feeling, but I hope I never feel it again.

 

[wfbberzerker]

being crushed to death in a tragic orgy. (red dawn knows what im talkin about )

 

[AvesPKS]

Originally posted by: spankyOO7
death by unga bunga!

Hehe...I've heard it as bongo...but I get the idea.

 

[Apathetic]

Originally posted by: guapo337
getting kneed in the balls and dying.

i still get shivers thinking about that.

That would do it. :Q

Dave

 

[MainFramed]

i think everyway of death, besides dieing painless in your sleep is the WORST way, any painful death would suck.

 

[Red Dawn]

Being strapped to a tree and then having your nose cut off which would attract ants that would eat the rest of your face away.

 

[thomsbrain]

i think it would be to have a hangnail pulled and pulled all the way up your arm and around and around you body until all your skin is peeled off and you slowly ooze to death. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA


um, not that i've ever done that or anything.

 

[Zebo]

When your body quits.

Heres and example they are using in modern torture. They feed you with an IV, salts, nutrients and such but stungun you to death over a period of 15-45 days. Your body just can't stannd it and eventually "kills" itself. Imagine being hit with 500000 volts everytime your heart beats. They rig it to do so.

It's not bloody at all but easily the most painful.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Being strapped to a tree and then having your nose cut off which would attract ants that would eat the rest of your face away.

Thats pretty good. Not in the mood to discuss what would be worse.

 

[GroundZero]

imagine a red hot circular saw...
they start at your toes and slice you up 1/2 inch at a time...
blade cauterizes the wound so you don't bleed to death. they revive you everytime you pass out.
after your legs are gone they start on your arms.
after you are just a torso they make a clean insicion to the abdomen and insert a sewer rat that hasn't eaten in a week and sew you back up.

 

[idNut]

Originally posted by: GroundZero
imagine a red hot circular saw...
they start at your toes and slice you up 1/2 inch at a time...
blade cauterizes the wound so you don't bleed to death. they revive you everytime you pass out.
after your legs are gone they start on your arms.
after you are just a torso they make a clean insicion to the abdomen and insert a sewer rat that hasn't eaten in a week and sew you back up.

American Psycho. At least the sewer rat part.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: GroundZero
imagine a red hot circular saw...
they start at your toes and slice you up 1/2 inch at a time...
blade cauterizes the wound so you don't bleed to death. they revive you everytime you pass out.
after your legs are gone they start on your arms.
after you are just a torso they make a clean insicion to the abdomen and insert a sewer rat that hasn't eaten in a week and sew you back up.

Your fscken sick and I'm going to report you to the authorities!

 

[idNut]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: GroundZero
imagine a red hot circular saw...
they start at your toes and slice you up 1/2 inch at a time...
blade cauterizes the wound so you don't bleed to death. they revive you everytime you pass out.
after your legs are gone they start on your arms.
after you are just a torso they make a clean insicion to the abdomen and insert a sewer rat that hasn't eaten in a week and sew you back up.

Your fscken sick and I'm going to report you to the authorities!

Report Bret Easton Ellis if anyone. That book made me want to heave. GroundZero was simply reciting a gruesome death from the book of American Psycho for the third and final time. (Sigh)

 

[GroundZero]

how about being embalmed alive

 

[CraigRT]

Broohaha I know what you mean.... they freak me out too... I'm not scared to the point where I won't fly.. but if there is an aircraft accident during flight, it pretty well means death.. doesn't that kinda suck?

 

[boi]

Getting crushed slowly to death...

 

[NuclearFusi0n]

uh, resonance frequencies tearing small chunks of you apart.