The absolute WORST way to die...

[Xionide]

um being cut slightly all over your body then dipped in boiling salty boiling hot cooking oil removed after 3 seconds balls then having your balls cut off with a butter knife, lips cut toes smashed with hammer, nails ripped off with a wrench, kicked in knees and elbos so they have inverted compound fractures,stomach opened and filled with salt the have your organs ripped out quickly and have them attemp to feed you your beating heart while your legs are being blwon off with a shotgun and penis eaten by rat.

that might hurt a little

 

[dabuddha]

i remember there was this top 10 worst ways to die website posted her a long time ago
that crap was gruesome
i remember one was straddling a huge blade and having weights tied to your feet :Q
anyone still have that link? (you'd be a twisted man if you did )

 

[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: UberVoodooFX9700
um being cut slightly all over your body then dipped in boiling salty boiling hot cooking oil removed after 3 seconds balls then having your balls cut off with a butter knife, lips cut toes smashed with hammer, nails ripped off with a wrench, kicked in knees and elbos so they have inverted compound fractures,stomach opened and filled with salt the have your organs ripped out quickly and have them attemp to feed you your beating heart while your legs are being blwon off with a shotgun and penis eaten by rat.

that might hurt a little

:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q
jesus man!

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: dabuddha
i remember there was this top 10 worst ways to die website posted her a long time ago
that crap was gruesome
i remember one was straddling a huge blade and having weights tied to your feet :Q
anyone still have that link? (you'd be a twisted man if you did )

I couldn't find that, but I did find this.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: dabuddha

Originally posted by: UberVoodooFX9700
um being cut slightly all over your body then dipped in boiling salty boiling hot cooking oil removed after 3 seconds balls then having your balls cut off with a butter knife, lips cut toes smashed with hammer, nails ripped off with a wrench, kicked in knees and elbos so they have inverted compound fractures,stomach opened and filled with salt the have your organs ripped out quickly and have them attemp to feed you your beating heart while your legs are being blwon off with a shotgun and penis eaten by rat.

that might hurt a little

:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q
jesus man!

You'd pass out after the first one or two items. You ARE the weakest link.

 

[GasX]

riding a motorcyle and 100mph in shorts, wiping out and getting the nastiest road rash ever and then falling off a cliff into salt water... with sharks in it.

 

[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
riding a motorcyle and 100mph in shorts, wiping out and getting the nastiest road rash ever and then falling off a cliff into salt water... with sharks in it.

lol

 

[Doggiedog]

Originally posted by: Challenger
Being skinned alive by a professional and kept alive as long as possible!

You must have read the same book I read on a guy getting killed this way by a professional livestock skinner.

 

[Broohaha]

Originally posted by: Bignate603
I think being eaten by something. Can you imagine getting eaten by a lion, or even worse, knowing you will be eaten? Running in sheer terror, knowing that you will be caught and slowly torn to pieces with it's huge teeth... It just seems so gruesome...

I remember learning in psychology class that the body's system of relaying pain to the brain is pretty unique in such situations. They had accounts from people who had survived lion attacks that when they were in the mouth of the lion they felt no pain and they were kind of oblivious to the whole predicament. Basically, the psychologists say that when the body "realizes" that death is imminent, it shuts off its understanding of pain and induces a feeling of equanimity in the individual to minimize the horror of death. I'm sure it doesnt apply in all situations but still, pretty cool, huh?

 

[Anghang]

Originally posted by: UberVoodooFX9700
um being cut slightly all over your body then dipped in boiling salty boiling hot cooking oil removed after 3 seconds balls then having your balls cut off with a butter knife, lips cut toes smashed with hammer, nails ripped off with a wrench, kicked in knees and elbos so they have inverted compound fractures,stomach opened and filled with salt the have your organs ripped out quickly and have them attemp to feed you your beating heart while your legs are being blwon off with a shotgun and penis eaten by rat.

that might hurt a little

oh my!! :Q...so....practice voodoo much? ...if this weren't a tech forum your alias would scare me...haha...especially after reading this...hehe

 

[misterj]

Originally posted by: jjones
Being eaten by a pack of angry squirrels.

lol

man you guys really suck at death. obviously torture would be the worst.. or

jumping off a building and landing on a bicycle with no seat. :bows: