My children seem to think that waking up at 5:00am and instantly peeling themselves out of bed and going to play is the norm on a vacation from school. WTF? When I was a kid, I remember vacations being the time to sleep in and do as remotely little as possible.
Oh, and I used to walk up hill in the snow... both ways too.
I get up 4 times a night but I don't get to suck on titties when I do...My kids 8 months old, he gets up 4 times a night.
Give em a little booze every night. The hangover should keep em in bed for some time.
God damn! It must have been too early for me to think properly, because this is exactly what I would do too! (Had I been coherent)I would go to them when they just out of bed at 5 AM and remind them that they don't do this when school is in session and in the future I don't want no shit about them not being able to get up early.
how can someone manage to get up that early? I tried doing 6:30AM a few days back last semester and it's tough getting out of bed. I have to put my alarm where I can't reach it without getting off bed. Sometimes I get off the bed, grab the alarm, climb back into bed, and sleep again.
Christmas vacation daily schedule:
0500 Rise, go into living room and plug in all the tree lights, turn on outside Christmas lights if not already on. Look at lights, see if it snowed/ is snowing.
0505 Raid any chocolate or fudge stashes.
0515 Get bowl of chocolate frosted sugar bombs.
0530 Watch Star Blazers
0600 Watch cartoons on Ray Rayner or play Intellivision
0630 If new snow, shovel driveway and walks
0700 Make self scarce while dad gets ready for work (he was so not a morning person)
0800 Head outside for snow fort building or walking on the frozen lake.
That's what I am here for...God damn! It must have been too early for me to think properly, because this is exactly what I would do too! (Had I been coherent)
God damn! It must have been too early for me to think properly, because this is exactly what I would do too! (Had I been coherent)