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That's a momma joke.

your momma is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
your momma is so ugly when she was a kid they had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her

 
Your momma is so poor when you asked her what was for dinner she put her foot on the table and said, "Corn!"
 
Originally posted by: chuckywang
Yo daddy's dick is so small that after she fvcked yo momma, she was still a virgin.
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I think if your daddy is a she, there are bigger problems than virginity 😉
 
Not to ruin the spirit of the thread or anything, but Ragu SUCKS. Avoid it like a plague. Gotta get Prego, at least. Classico is pretty wacktastic, too.
 
Originally posted by: Sheepathon
Your mather so fat...that when she jump for joyyyyy....she get stuck.
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I knew it! I knew someone would post it. If not me, I knew someone. IT was jsut ASKING for it ahahhahaha.


you forgot "hey! .. hey!. your mather eees sooo fat, thaaat when sheeee eee jump pho joooyyyyy, shegetstuck!

ok thankyou."


XD XD :laugh: XD XD
 
Originally posted by: Sheepathon
Not to ruin the spirit of the thread or anything, but Ragu SUCKS. Avoid it like a plague. Gotta get Prego, at least. Classico is pretty wacktastic, too.
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I must agree with neffer extreme on this one.
 
ya momma so tall she did a cartwheel and kicked Jesus
ya house so small i stuck a key in the doorhole and stabbed 3 people
ya house so small we ordered a large pizza and had to eat it on the front porch
ya house so raggy i rang the doorbell and ya momma stuck her head out the window and said ding dong


yay
 
Ya mama's lips so fat, chapstick invented a spray on

Ya mama's so fat she can't wear her Malcolm X T-shirt anymore, since that helicopter landing incident...
 
Your brother is so stupid he makes jokes about your momma.
Your momma's so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing. She said "Moving."
Your momma's so poor when I stepped on a cigarrette butt and your momma asked who turned off the heater.
Your momma's so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
 
Yo momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles
Yo momma so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil
Yo momma so fat, skinny people jog around her for exercise
 
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