"Yo mamma is so fat that when I have sex with her, I roll three times and i'm still on the bitch!"
"Yo mamma is so fat she has to step on a scale to remember her phone number."
"Yo mamma is so fat her waist size is 'equator'."
"Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the t.v., and I missed three shows!"
"Yo mamma is so fat that when she lies around the house, she lies around the house."
"Yo mamma is so fat when I said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a spoon and ran out the door!"
"Yo mamma is so fat she could sell shade!"
"Yo mamma is so fat when she hauls ass, she gotta take two trips!"
"Yo mamma is so fat when she wears a red dress, people yell, "Hey, Kool-aid!"
"Yo mamma is so fat when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!"
"Yo mamma is so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out."
"Yo mamma is so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!"
"Yo mamma is so fat her ass has its own zip code."
"Yo mamma is so fat she sat on a dollar and it turned into change."
"Yo mamma is so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil."
"Yo mamma is so fat she beeps when she backs up."
"Yo mamma is so fat that when she turned around it was the next day!"
"Yo mamma is so fat that when she sun tans she kills the grass."
"Yo mamma is so fat she was born on the 20th, 21st, and 22nd of July."
"Yo mamma is so fat she eats wheat thicks."
"Yo mamma is so dirty, she has to creep up on the bathwater."
"Yo mamma is so old, her breastmilk is powder."
"Yo mamma is so old when God said "let there be light", she flipped the switch!"
"Yo mamma is so poor when I walked into her front door, I was in the back yard!"
"Yo mamma is so poor when I walked into her house, I stepped on a cigarette and she said 'Who turned out the lights?'"
"Yo mamma is so stupid that she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order!"
"Yo mamma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!"
"Yo mamma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!"
"Yo mamma is so stupid that she sold the car for gas money."
"Yo mamma is so stupid that she got hit by a parked car."
"Yo mamma is so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!"
"Yo mamma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept."
"Yo mamma is so stupid she thinks Tupac Shakur is a Jewish holiday."
"Yo mamma is so stupid that when she jumped out the window, she went up!"
"Yo mamma is so stupid that she got locked in a toilet and wet herself."
"Yo mamma is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, 'where's my gumball?'"
"Yo mamma is so bald you can see what she thinkin'."
"Yo mamma is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed."
"Yo mamma is so dumb she couldn't pass a blood test."
"Yo mamma so skinny she could hang glide with a Dorito."
"Yo mamma so black she got in the hot tub and it turned to tea."
"Yo momma so black she got a ticket for tinted windows."
"Yo momma so black she went to night school and got marked absent."
"Yo mamma is like a doorknob-- everyone gets a turn."
"Yo mamma is like a hardware store-- 50 cents a screw."
"Yo mamma is like your homework-- she sits on your desk all night and you do her."
"Yo mamma is like an internet site-- everything's for sale and she keeps popping up."
"Yo mamma is like a shotgun -- you give her a cock, she blows."
"Yo mamma is like a 7-11 -- open all night, hot to go, and for 35 cents she'll give you a slurpee." (Howard Stern)
"Yo mamma so ugly she looked in the mirror and her reflection slapped her."
"Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter."
lifted from here.
"Yo mamma is so fat she has to step on a scale to remember her phone number."
"Yo mamma is so fat her waist size is 'equator'."
"Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the t.v., and I missed three shows!"
"Yo mamma is so fat that when she lies around the house, she lies around the house."
"Yo mamma is so fat when I said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a spoon and ran out the door!"
"Yo mamma is so fat she could sell shade!"
"Yo mamma is so fat when she hauls ass, she gotta take two trips!"
"Yo mamma is so fat when she wears a red dress, people yell, "Hey, Kool-aid!"
"Yo mamma is so fat when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!"
"Yo mamma is so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out."
"Yo mamma is so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!"
"Yo mamma is so fat her ass has its own zip code."
"Yo mamma is so fat she sat on a dollar and it turned into change."
"Yo mamma is so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil."
"Yo mamma is so fat she beeps when she backs up."
"Yo mamma is so fat that when she turned around it was the next day!"
"Yo mamma is so fat that when she sun tans she kills the grass."
"Yo mamma is so fat she was born on the 20th, 21st, and 22nd of July."
"Yo mamma is so fat she eats wheat thicks."
"Yo mamma is so dirty, she has to creep up on the bathwater."
"Yo mamma is so old, her breastmilk is powder."
"Yo mamma is so old when God said "let there be light", she flipped the switch!"
"Yo mamma is so poor when I walked into her front door, I was in the back yard!"
"Yo mamma is so poor when I walked into her house, I stepped on a cigarette and she said 'Who turned out the lights?'"
"Yo mamma is so stupid that she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order!"
"Yo mamma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!"
"Yo mamma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!"
"Yo mamma is so stupid that she sold the car for gas money."
"Yo mamma is so stupid that she got hit by a parked car."
"Yo mamma is so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!"
"Yo mamma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept."
"Yo mamma is so stupid she thinks Tupac Shakur is a Jewish holiday."
"Yo mamma is so stupid that when she jumped out the window, she went up!"
"Yo mamma is so stupid that she got locked in a toilet and wet herself."
"Yo mamma is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, 'where's my gumball?'"
"Yo mamma is so bald you can see what she thinkin'."
"Yo mamma is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed."
"Yo mamma is so dumb she couldn't pass a blood test."
"Yo mamma so skinny she could hang glide with a Dorito."
"Yo mamma so black she got in the hot tub and it turned to tea."
"Yo momma so black she got a ticket for tinted windows."
"Yo momma so black she went to night school and got marked absent."
"Yo mamma is like a doorknob-- everyone gets a turn."
"Yo mamma is like a hardware store-- 50 cents a screw."
"Yo mamma is like your homework-- she sits on your desk all night and you do her."
"Yo mamma is like an internet site-- everything's for sale and she keeps popping up."
"Yo mamma is like a shotgun -- you give her a cock, she blows."
"Yo mamma is like a 7-11 -- open all night, hot to go, and for 35 cents she'll give you a slurpee." (Howard Stern)
"Yo mamma so ugly she looked in the mirror and her reflection slapped her."
"Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter."
lifted from here.
