That's a momma joke.

[BAMAVOO]

Your momma so fat, when she sits around the house. She sits AROUND the house.

 

[amdhunter]

Your momma posts in ATOT.

 

[Sheepathon]

Your mather so fat...that when she jump for joyyyyy....she get stuck.

 

[quakefiend420]

your momma is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
your momma is so ugly when she was a kid they had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her

 

[jds2006]

Your momma is so poor when you asked her what was for dinner she put her foot on the table and said, "Corn!"

 

[BAMAVOO]

Originally posted by: pinkeywear
Your momma is so poor when you asked her what was for dinner she put her foot on the table and said, "Corn!"

Nasty!

 

[Penoir]

Your momma is so dumb that when she read the Bible she thought it was true.

 

[BAMAVOO]

Originally posted by: Penoir
Your momma is so dumb that when she read the Bible she thought it was true.

I guess I can handle this one, after my dig in another topic.

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: BAMAVOO

Originally posted by: Penoir
Your momma is so dumb that when she read the Bible she thought it was true.

I guess I can handle this one, after my dig in another topic.

 

[chuckywang]

Yo daddy's dick is so small that after she fvcked yo momma, she was still a virgin.

 

[Sheepathon]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
Yo daddy's dick is so small that after she fvcked yo momma, she was still a virgin.

I think if your daddy is a she, there are bigger problems than virginity

 

[BAMAVOO]

Originally posted by: Sheepathon

Originally posted by: chuckywang
Yo daddy's dick is so small that after she fvcked yo momma, she was still a virgin.

I think if your daddy is a she, there are bigger problems than virginity

lol

 

[kreactor]

yo momma so cheap, she's on sale!

 

[effowe]

Yo momma's so fat, she bleeds Ragu.
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, she spits butter.

 

[Sheepathon]

Not to ruin the spirit of the thread or anything, but Ragu SUCKS. Avoid it like a plague. Gotta get Prego, at least. Classico is pretty wacktastic, too.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
Your mather so fat...that when she jump for joyyyyy....she get stuck.

I knew it! I knew someone would post it. If not me, I knew someone. IT was jsut ASKING for it ahahhahaha.


you forgot "hey! .. hey!. your mather eees sooo fat, thaaat when sheeee eee jump pho joooyyyyy, shegetstuck!

ok thankyou."


XD XD :laugh: XD XD

 

[BAMAVOO]

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
Not to ruin the spirit of the thread or anything, but Ragu SUCKS. Avoid it like a plague. Gotta get Prego, at least. Classico is pretty wacktastic, too.

I must agree with neffer extreme on this one.

 

[Munkies123]

Your momma so fat, when she went to an all you can eat buffet they had to install speed bumps.

 

[junkerman123]

oh man, my favorite one:

your momma is so ugly, your dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye.

 

[slightlyhuman]

ya momma so tall she did a cartwheel and kicked Jesus
ya house so small i stuck a key in the doorhole and stabbed 3 people
ya house so small we ordered a large pizza and had to eat it on the front porch
ya house so raggy i rang the doorbell and ya momma stuck her head out the window and said ding dong


yay

 

[jtvang125]

Yo momma goes to college.

 

[Nitemare]

Ya mama's lips so fat, chapstick invented a spray on

Ya mama's so fat she can't wear her Malcolm X T-shirt anymore, since that helicopter landing incident...

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Your brother is so stupid he makes jokes about your momma.
Your momma's so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing. She said "Moving."
Your momma's so poor when I stepped on a cigarrette butt and your momma asked who turned off the heater.
Your momma's so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund.

 

[nakedfrog]

Yo momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles
Yo momma so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil
Yo momma so fat, skinny people jog around her for exercise

 

[Saint Nick]

i think ragu is better than prego, IMO.

bu tthats just me. my parents keep buying prego. god damn its getting old.