Thank you, President Clinton

[bmacd]

Dear Mr. Ex-President Clinton:

I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for
Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending My
"Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:

1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones,
Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita
Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?

2. Thank you for teaching my children about oral sex. I had really
planned to wait until they were older to discuss it with them, but now
they know more about it than I did as a senior in college.

3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work
place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you
have to know is what the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know
that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while
the other one involved does NOT have sex.

4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new
generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag
the Dog" could be plausible after all.

5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look
graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and
John Kennedy look moral.

6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled
the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid
testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.

7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4
imprisonments from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and
32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.

8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of
our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations"
carefully disguised as necessary trips.

9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars -- I really
didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more well
deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned dollars than jet fuel
for all of your globe-trotting. I understand you, the family and your
cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other
administration.

10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons
of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have
them rejoin society.

11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure
that Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the
housewarming gifts you've received from your "friends."

12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House
for vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I
also appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware,
linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals,
etc.) out of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel,
thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!

13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million
dollar advance for her upcoming "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10
million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!

14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel
to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a
bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him.
As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had
to agree to Release so-called "political prisoners". However, the
Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands. The American
President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren
Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed
Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into
Tower One of the World Trade Center.

This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that
the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from all
later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth?
What a guy!!

God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for spending
my taxes so wisely and frugally.

SINCERELY,
A US Citizen

P.S. Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing"
the Internet, without which I would not be able to send this wonderful
factual e-mail.

-=bmacd=-

 

[StinkyMeat]

:disgust:

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

I want to see that rant on a bumper sticker

 

[yowolabi]

Urban Legends

It's a case of mistaken identity.

In April 1986, Jordanian native and naturalized U.S. citizen Mahmoud Atta threw a firebomb at a bus in the West Bank, boarded it and opened fire with a submachine gun. The driver was killed and three passengers were wounded.

Mahmoud Atta fled to Venezuala and was arrested a year later. As Venezuela had no extradition treaty with Israel, Mahmoud Atta was deported to the U.S. where he was arrested by the FBI. Three years later Atta was extradited to Israel where he was convicted and sentenced to life imprisonment.

Mohammed Atta, one of the September 11th hijackers, was Egyptian and thirteen years younger than Mahmoud Atta. By all reports Mohammed Atta's involvement with terrorism began only two years ago.

That didn't stop some journalists and law enforcement officials from confusing the two. Reports from NBC, the Boston Globe and others reported that Mohammed Atta was involved in the bus attack in 1986.

The Urban Legend Zeitgeist also notes that Ronald Reagan and George Shultz had been out of office for two years when Mahmoud Atta was deported to Israel and five years when the Oslo peace accords where signed.

Bill Clinton and Warren Christopher are equally blameless since this is a case of mistaken identity.
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Good to see people check their facts before they write.

 

[BDawg]

Originally posted by: StinkyMeat
:disgust:

I second that :disgust:

 

[BDawg]

Originally posted by: yowolabi
Urban Legends

It's a case of mistaken identity.

In April 1986, Jordanian native and naturalized U.S. citizen Mahmoud Atta threw a firebomb at a bus in the West Bank, boarded it and opened fire with a submachine gun. The driver was killed and three passengers were wounded.

Mahmoud Atta fled to Venezuala and was arrested a year later. As Venezuela had no extradition treaty with Israel, Mahmoud Atta was deported to the U.S. where he was arrested by the FBI. Three years later Atta was extradited to Israel where he was convicted and sentenced to life imprisonment.

Mohammed Atta, one of the September 11th hijackers, was Egyptian and thirteen years younger than Mahmoud Atta. By all reports Mohammed Atta's involvement with terrorism began only two years ago.

That didn't stop some journalists and law enforcement officials from confusing the two. Reports from NBC, the Boston Globe and others reported that Mohammed Atta was involved in the bus attack in 1986.

The Urban Legend Zeitgeist also notes that Ronald Reagan and George Shultz had been out of office for two years when Mahmoud Atta was deported to Israel and five years when the Oslo peace accords where signed.

Bill Clinton and Warren Christopher are equally blameless since this is a case of mistaken identity.

You're ruining the right-wing's fun with facts...

 

[Novgrod]

Thank you for being a politician, just like every other politician, in other words.

politics is suck.

 

[MichaelD]

Bless you, BMACD.

I have seen this 100x, but yet every time I see it, I am filled with anger. Clinton is scum, pure and simple. Notice I didn't say "Democrat" although that does spring to mind somehow....

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: BDawg

Originally posted by: yowolabi
Urban Legends

It's a case of mistaken identity.

In April 1986, Jordanian native and naturalized U.S. citizen Mahmoud Atta threw a firebomb at a bus in the West Bank, boarded it and opened fire with a submachine gun. The driver was killed and three passengers were wounded.

Mahmoud Atta fled to Venezuala and was arrested a year later. As Venezuela had no extradition treaty with Israel, Mahmoud Atta was deported to the U.S. where he was arrested by the FBI. Three years later Atta was extradited to Israel where he was convicted and sentenced to life imprisonment.

Mohammed Atta, one of the September 11th hijackers, was Egyptian and thirteen years younger than Mahmoud Atta. By all reports Mohammed Atta's involvement with terrorism began only two years ago.

That didn't stop some journalists and law enforcement officials from confusing the two. Reports from NBC, the Boston Globe and others reported that Mohammed Atta was involved in the bus attack in 1986.

The Urban Legend Zeitgeist also notes that Ronald Reagan and George Shultz had been out of office for two years when Mahmoud Atta was deported to Israel and five years when the Oslo peace accords where signed.

Bill Clinton and Warren Christopher are equally blameless since this is a case of mistaken identity.

You're ruining the right-wing's fun with facts...

But Atta DID fly that plane into Tower #1 of the WTC. Who cares if the bus-bombing thing is wrong? :|

 

[bGIveNs33]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: BDawg

Originally posted by: yowolabi Urban Legends It's a case of mistaken identity. In April 1986, Jordanian native and naturalized U.S. citizen Mahmoud Atta threw a firebomb at a bus in the West Bank, boarded it and opened fire with a submachine gun. The driver was killed and three passengers were wounded. Mahmoud Atta fled to Venezuala and was arrested a year later. As Venezuela had no extradition treaty with Israel, Mahmoud Atta was deported to the U.S. where he was arrested by the FBI. Three years later Atta was extradited to Israel where he was convicted and sentenced to life imprisonment. Mohammed Atta, one of the September 11th hijackers, was Egyptian and thirteen years younger than Mahmoud Atta. By all reports Mohammed Atta's involvement with terrorism began only two years ago. That didn't stop some journalists and law enforcement officials from confusing the two. Reports from NBC, the Boston Globe and others reported that Mohammed Atta was involved in the bus attack in 1986. The Urban Legend Zeitgeist also notes that Ronald Reagan and George Shultz had been out of office for two years when Mahmoud Atta was deported to Israel and five years when the Oslo peace accords where signed. Bill Clinton and Warren Christopher are equally blameless since this is a case of mistaken identity.

You're ruining the right-wing's fun with facts...

But Atta DID fly that plane into Tower #1 of the WTC. Who cares if the bus-bombing thing is wrong? :|

Between his political views and women advice... I vote Michael to be an elite.

 

[UNCjigga]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: BDawg

Originally posted by: yowolabi
Urban Legends

It's a case of mistaken identity.

In April 1986, Jordanian native and naturalized U.S. citizen Mahmoud Atta threw a firebomb at a bus in the West Bank, boarded it and opened fire with a submachine gun. The driver was killed and three passengers were wounded.

Mahmoud Atta fled to Venezuala and was arrested a year later. As Venezuela had no extradition treaty with Israel, Mahmoud Atta was deported to the U.S. where he was arrested by the FBI. Three years later Atta was extradited to Israel where he was convicted and sentenced to life imprisonment.

Mohammed Atta, one of the September 11th hijackers, was Egyptian and thirteen years younger than Mahmoud Atta. By all reports Mohammed Atta's involvement with terrorism began only two years ago.

That didn't stop some journalists and law enforcement officials from confusing the two. Reports from NBC, the Boston Globe and others reported that Mohammed Atta was involved in the bus attack in 1986.

The Urban Legend Zeitgeist also notes that Ronald Reagan and George Shultz had been out of office for two years when Mahmoud Atta was deported to Israel and five years when the Oslo peace accords where signed.

Bill Clinton and Warren Christopher are equally blameless since this is a case of mistaken identity.

You're ruining the right-wing's fun with facts...

But Atta DID fly that plane into Tower #1 of the WTC. Who cares if the bus-bombing thing is wrong? :|

Cuz it was different guy moron!

 

[Maetryx]

Phew. One item is a mistake, so now Clinton is all a saint again.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: uncJIGGA

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: BDawg

Originally posted by: yowolabi
Urban Legends

It's a case of mistaken identity.

In April 1986, Jordanian native and naturalized U.S. citizen Mahmoud Atta threw a firebomb at a bus in the West Bank, boarded it and opened fire with a submachine gun. The driver was killed and three passengers were wounded.

Mahmoud Atta fled to Venezuala and was arrested a year later. As Venezuela had no extradition treaty with Israel, Mahmoud Atta was deported to the U.S. where he was arrested by the FBI. Three years later Atta was extradited to Israel where he was convicted and sentenced to life imprisonment.

Mohammed Atta, one of the September 11th hijackers, was Egyptian and thirteen years younger than Mahmoud Atta. By all reports Mohammed Atta's involvement with terrorism began only two years ago.

That didn't stop some journalists and law enforcement officials from confusing the two. Reports from NBC, the Boston Globe and others reported that Mohammed Atta was involved in the bus attack in 1986.

The Urban Legend Zeitgeist also notes that Ronald Reagan and George Shultz had been out of office for two years when Mahmoud Atta was deported to Israel and five years when the Oslo peace accords where signed.

Bill Clinton and Warren Christopher are equally blameless since this is a case of mistaken identity.

You're ruining the right-wing's fun with facts...

But Atta DID fly that plane into Tower #1 of the WTC. Who cares if the bus-bombing thing is wrong? :|

Cuz it was different guy moron!

Whatever. It doesn't alter the other FACTS of depravity that Clinton etched in stone.

 

[yowolabi]

But Atta DID fly that plane into Tower #1 of the WTC. Who cares if the bus-bombing thing is wrong?

Clinton had nothing to do with that, because the Atta of September 11, was never arrested or held in Israel. That's the self described "most important fact". It's a lie, not a fact. Shows how based in reality they are. I would go over the whole thing point by point, but if the "most important fact" is that laughable, why bother?

 

[BDawg]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: uncJIGGA

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: BDawg

Originally posted by: yowolabi
Urban Legends

It's a case of mistaken identity.

In April 1986, Jordanian native and naturalized U.S. citizen Mahmoud Atta threw a firebomb at a bus in the West Bank, boarded it and opened fire with a submachine gun. The driver was killed and three passengers were wounded.

Mahmoud Atta fled to Venezuala and was arrested a year later. As Venezuela had no extradition treaty with Israel, Mahmoud Atta was deported to the U.S. where he was arrested by the FBI. Three years later Atta was extradited to Israel where he was convicted and sentenced to life imprisonment.

Mohammed Atta, one of the September 11th hijackers, was Egyptian and thirteen years younger than Mahmoud Atta. By all reports Mohammed Atta's involvement with terrorism began only two years ago.

That didn't stop some journalists and law enforcement officials from confusing the two. Reports from NBC, the Boston Globe and others reported that Mohammed Atta was involved in the bus attack in 1986.

The Urban Legend Zeitgeist also notes that Ronald Reagan and George Shultz had been out of office for two years when Mahmoud Atta was deported to Israel and five years when the Oslo peace accords where signed.

Bill Clinton and Warren Christopher are equally blameless since this is a case of mistaken identity.

You're ruining the right-wing's fun with facts...

But Atta DID fly that plane into Tower #1 of the WTC. Who cares if the bus-bombing thing is wrong? :|

Cuz it was different guy moron!

Whatever. It doesn't alter the other FACTS of depravity that Clinton etched in stone.

You know what they say in courts...if a witness is proven to have lied on one instance, all of the other testimony can be considered lies too.

 

[Led Zeppelin]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: BDawg

Originally posted by: yowolabi
Urban Legends

It's a case of mistaken identity.

In April 1986, Jordanian native and naturalized U.S. citizen Mahmoud Atta threw a firebomb at a bus in the West Bank, boarded it and opened fire with a submachine gun. The driver was killed and three passengers were wounded.

Mahmoud Atta fled to Venezuala and was arrested a year later. As Venezuela had no extradition treaty with Israel, Mahmoud Atta was deported to the U.S. where he was arrested by the FBI. Three years later Atta was extradited to Israel where he was convicted and sentenced to life imprisonment.

Mohammed Atta, one of the September 11th hijackers, was Egyptian and thirteen years younger than Mahmoud Atta. By all reports Mohammed Atta's involvement with terrorism began only two years ago.

That didn't stop some journalists and law enforcement officials from confusing the two. Reports from NBC, the Boston Globe and others reported that Mohammed Atta was involved in the bus attack in 1986.

The Urban Legend Zeitgeist also notes that Ronald Reagan and George Shultz had been out of office for two years when Mahmoud Atta was deported to Israel and five years when the Oslo peace accords where signed.

Bill Clinton and Warren Christopher are equally blameless since this is a case of mistaken identity.

You're ruining the right-wing's fun with facts...

But Atta DID fly that plane into Tower #1 of the WTC. Who cares if the bus-bombing thing is wrong? :|

Please tell me you wrote that without reading what you were replying to and that you weren't serious in that reply.

 

[Moonbeam]

What's really amazing is that if it weren't for FDR, Clinton, for all his faults, would have cleaned Georgie's clock in 2000. Also, the country wouldn't be in a depression.

 

[BDawg]

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
What's really amazing is that if it weren't for FDR, Clinton, for all his faults, would have cleaned Georgie's clock in 2000. Also, the country wouldn't be in a depression.

If it weren't for FDR, you might be speaking German.

 

[Descartes]

What Samuel Adams admiring propagandist couldn't come up with the same number of annoying diatribes for ANY president?

Don't you all ever get tired of the same trite? You argue the same crap, over, and over, ad nauseum. Get over it already

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: BDawg

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
What's really amazing is that if it weren't for FDR, Clinton, for all his faults, would have cleaned Georgie's clock in 2000. Also, the country wouldn't be in a depression.

If it weren't for FDR, you might be speaking German.

:disgust: at this thread.

 

[Moonbeam]

I do speak German.

 

[BDawg]

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
I do speak German.

And I speak French. That doesn't mean I have a tank with 1 forward gear and 5 reverse gears.

 

[yowolabi]

What really amazes me is that people, in order to demonize someone are willing to blindly believe any sort of trash if it will further there viewpoint. Bells should have went off when that letter claimed that the media was censored from reporting something that mindblowing. If it's possible to shut those people up, someone tell me how. Then take into consideration that it would have been a Republican white house and congress who censored the media to protect Clinton not long after they tried to impeach him. That goes against all logic. A 10 second search by anyone would reveal the truth. If you can't recognize lies that obvious, I would question your ability to accurately discern any kind of truth.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: BDawg

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
I do speak German.

And I speak French. That doesn't mean I have a tank with 1 forward gear and 5 reverse gears.

 

[BDawg]

Originally posted by: yowolabi
What really amazes me is that people to demonize someone are willing to blindly believe any sort of trash if it will further there viewpoint. Bells should have went off when that letter claimed that the media was censored from reporting something that mindblowing. If it's possible to shut those people up, someone tell me how. Then take into consideration that it would have been a Republican white house and congress who censored the media to protect Clinton not long after they tried to impeach him. That goes against all logic. A 10 second search by anyone would reveal the truth. If you can't recognize lies that obvious, I would question your ability to accurately discern any kind of truth.

Isn't there a saying that a single truth and make people believe a thousand lies?