Texas - lots of big things because they're compensating for other... things?

[DrPizza]

http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/12/03/which-state-is-the-biggest/?iid=nf-article-mostpop1

Condomania.com, which claims to be America’s first online condom store (who knew!), has decided to conduct its own very important, highly scientific study*. According to a press release, the website compiled condom sales data by state to find out which states bought a higher-than-average amount of larger-sized condoms.
The result? A list of all 50 states, “ordered by penis size”–and some surprising news for the Dakotas.

1. North Dakota
2. Rhode Island
3. South Dakota
4. District of Columbia
5. Massachusetts
6. Ohio
7. Arizona
8. Alabama
9. New York
10. South Carolina
11. Colorado
12. Maryland
13. Wisconsin
14. New Jersey
15. California
16. Florida
17. Connecticut
18. Virginia
19. Oregon
20. Pennsylvania
21. Washington
22. Tennessee
23. New Mexico
24. Iowa
25. Illinois
26. Louisiana
27. Vermont
28. Utah
29. Maine
30. Nebraska
31. Idaho
32. Kansas
33. Delaware
34. Michigan
35. Nevada
36. New Hampshire
37. Oklahoma
38. Montana
39. Minnesota
40. Kentucky
41. Texas
42. Indiana
43. West Virginia
44. Missouri
45. Alaska
46. North Carolina
47. Wyoming
48. Arkansas
49. Hawaii
50. Mississippi

 

[manimal]

I think states with ton of asian penetration have screwed with these numbers

 

[SearchMaster]

"Georgia - our wangs are so small we didn't even make the list"

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I think states with ton of asian penetration have screwed with these numbers

I'd make a comment about "Asian penetration" but it's just too damn easy.

 

[dmcowen674]

Texas - lots of big things because they're compensating for other... things?

Don't need a list know that Texans suffer from little dick syndrome, just look at the posts by Texans in P&N.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

"Georgia - our wangs are so small we didn't even make the list"

Holy shit, good catch.

List fails.

Also, data is suspect, because condoms only seem to come in "Medium," "Large," "XXL," "Magnum," "Supersized," and "Immense" sizes.

 

[Chaotic42]

Man, if there's a list of states, Mississippi will always be at the bottom.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Man, if there's a list of states, Mississippi will always be at the bottom.

List of states by number of repeated letters?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Man, if there's a list of states, Mississippi will always be at the bottom.

Obesity rate
Percentage of people who can't spell the name of their own state

 

[stargazr]

Man, if there's a list of states, Mississippi will always be at the bottom.

Not if it has to do with music

 

[Chaotic42]

Obesity rate
Percentage of people who can't spell the name of their own state

Well, let's say we'll be at the least flattering end of the list.

 

[lozina]

List of states by having an oversized condom slip off your penis and you end up with accidental pregnancy?

 

[CZroe]

"Georgia - our wangs are so small we didn't even make the list"

This. I scrolled up and down several times before I resorted to searching the page. WTF?!

 

[lozina]

This. I scrolled up and down several times before I resorted to searching the page. WTF?!

That's because we all know you Georgians dont use condoms

 

[Svnla]

I think states with ton of asian penetration have screwed with these numbers

Miss. state has ton of Asians now?

 

[BoberFett]

Hey, it's really cold up here.

 

[SlitheryDee]

All this list tells me is that black people don't buy many condoms.

 

[Jeff7]

"Georgia - our wangs are so small we didn't even make the list"

And congratulations to Washington DC on its promotion.


Even so, I'd have expected them to top the list, given the population of gigantic dicks that spend so much time there.







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[MongGrel]

Might depend on what they are using the condoms for.

 

[MrPickins]

Don't need a list know that Texans suffer from little dick syndrome, just look at the posts by Texans in P&N.

I love you too, Dave.



You know what they say: It may be short, but it sure is skinny!

:hmm:

 

[phucheneh]

I would wager a safe guess that the list has some amount of demographical skew.

I.e. primarily used by people who are shy about buying condoms from a drugstore like a normal person. I suspect this means 'skewed by Asians' also comes majorly into play.

And with regards to income, I would bet they see very little business from the poor and lower-middle class.

 

[styrafoam]

If by some chance I was able to divine the need for condoms a week in advance my first move would be to google the subject and actually place an order with the listing that sounds the most like a boosted dummy site.

I wouldn't go to Walmart and pay in the self check out.

Data seems solid :thumbsup:

 

[marvdmartian]

Yeah, they purposely made the state bigger than yours (until Alaska came around), solely to compensate for something.

 

[Ronstang]

Don't need a list know that Texans suffer from little dick syndrome, just look at the posts by Texans in P&N.

We're just jaded because we're not used to dealing with people who are "all dick" like you quite a few others.....Dave. BTW Dave, does being such a dick have anything to do with being such a loser....or do I have that reversed?

 

[Childs]

All this list tells me is that black people don't buy many condoms.

Probably, and definitely not online. Whats kinda strange is both Dakotas are high on the list. Maybe online shipping is higher per capita in those states?