Texas - lots of big things because they're compensating for other... things?

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Dari

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I think states with ton of asian penetration have screwed with these numbers

Not just that but a lot of women tell me that guys buy large-size condoms to impress them. But they only end up looking like fools cause the're just swimming in their Magnums:D
 

CZroe

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Probably, and definitely not online. Whats kinda strange is both Dakotas are high on the list. Maybe online shipping is higher per capita in those states?

Lots of the population in the Dakotas are miners and such so they live in the middle of nowhere and have to order online no matter what their penis size is. The others have a higher percentage of shame buyers due to local availability.
 

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Lots of the population in the Dakotas are miners and such so they live in the middle of nowhere and have to order online no matter what their penis size is. The others have a higher percentage of shame buyers due to local availability.

I would think they would have women shortage similar to Alaska.
 

Linux23

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Not just that but a lot of women tell me that guys buy large-size condoms to impress them. But they only end up looking like fools cause the're just swimming in their Magnums:D

lmfao. almost spit my wine out.
 

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Lifer
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Not just that but a lot of women tell me that guys buy large-size condoms to impress them. But they only end up looking like fools cause the're just swimming in their Magnums:D

Someone should sell small condoms in packages that say super XL. And include a ruler at 3/4 scale.
 

Ichinisan

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If by some chance I was able to divine the need for condoms a week in advance my first move would be to google the subject and actually place an order with the listing that sounds the most like a boosted dummy site.

I wouldn't go to Walmart and pay in the self check out.

Data seems solid :thumbsup:

In my town (maybe the whole state...?), they're always locked in a glass case or behind the counter. It's not possible for a little kid to pick up a pack at Walmart.
 

DrPizza

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In my town (maybe the whole state...?), they're always locked in a glass case or behind the counter. It's not possible for a little kid to pick up a pack at Walmart.
That would help explain the teen pregnancy rate in your state, which is among the highest in the nation. Teens are less likely to purchase them when they have to request that another person get them out of a cabinet for them. You guys (the people in your state, not necessarily you) seem a bit backwards down there - clinging to some sort of ideal, rather than reality: kids have sex.
 

Jeff7

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That would help explain the teen pregnancy rate in your state, which is among the highest in the nation. Teens are less likely to purchase them when they have to request that another person get them out of a cabinet for them. You guys (the people in your state, not necessarily you) seem a bit backwards down there - clinging to some sort of ideal, rather than reality: kids have sex.
Just beat them over the head with a Bible until Jesus infiltrates their brains and displaces the ancient compulsion to reproduce.
 

Ichinisan

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That would help explain the teen pregnancy rate in your state, which is among the highest in the nation. Teens are less likely to purchase them when they have to request that another person get them out of a cabinet for them. You guys (the people in your state, not necessarily you) seem a bit backwards down there - clinging to some sort of ideal, rather than reality: kids have sex.

There are places that give them to teens for free, but they probably don't know about those places or don't have the freedom to go there discretely.
 

kage69

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Poor Mississippi.

Hard to measure what you can't locate under rolls of blubber I suppose...
 

kage69

Lifer
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Not just that but a lot of women tell me that guys buy large-size condoms to impress them. But they only end up looking like fools cause the're just swimming in their Magnums:D

When the women are the ones buying said Magnums, are those guys still fools? I'm just curious.
 

Dari

Lifer
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When the women are the ones buying said Magnums, are those guys still fools? I'm just curious.

If she's buying magnums then she has certain expectations. And if you're wallowing around in it then you've failed. But, I think most women buy what they like for themselves, so the type may be more of a priority than the girth and length. But, as a married man, I'm not supposed to know or discuss these things...
 

CZroe

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That would help explain the teen pregnancy rate in your state, which is among the highest in the nation. Teens are less likely to purchase them when they have to request that another person get them out of a cabinet for them. You guys (the people in your state, not necessarily you) seem a bit backwards down there - clinging to some sort of ideal, rather than reality: kids have sex.

I don't think it is a law, it's just his observation. I see them in coin-op dispensers in gas station bathrooms and such all over. They definitely aren't required by law to be behind glass or require an attendant or something. It's probably an anti-theft thing.