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Testicular torsion...

Originally posted by: everman
Busted a nut I suppose 🙁

Add this on top of surgery 9 months ago to remove a possible cancer from there, and yea, my nuts aren't doing too good. Luckily I still have both though. (pops a percocet)
 
Originally posted by: Descartes
Originally posted by: tfinch2
Originally posted by: confused1234
what is Testicular torsion?:disgust::Q

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion

That hurts to read.
When I started reading it I did the antsy-pantsy dance in the chair as my balls tried to withdraw into my colon. Had to stop.

I like my balls. A lot, as a matter of fact. What makes me more freaked out is that they "float", like described in the article. I have to go swimming wearing trunks with the "support mesh" because if I don't they bounce around inside. It doesn't hurt, it just feels really, really wrong.
 
Yeah dude, let it go long enough and you can literally die from Testicular Torsion. Gangrene(sp?) is of course a risk, but sometimes you can get clots and other fun things which cause, at least, something else to not get blood, or at worst a heart attack or stroke.

So, enjoy.
 
Best part:
Enlist one of your friends as a "Crotch-Buddy". Have him concern himself with the safety of your scrotum. Remind him publicly that he is your "Crotch-Buddy". Remind him in front of girls.
 
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