Testicular torsion...

Toastedlightly

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Originally posted by: everman
Busted a nut I suppose :(

Add this on top of surgery 9 months ago to remove a possible cancer from there, and yea, my nuts aren't doing too good. Luckily I still have both though. (pops a percocet)
 

KB

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Did you put it in an electric socket? Torsion sounds bad.
 

kami333

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Painkillers :thumbsup:

I had it 10years ago, I don't think I walked for about a month.
 

yukichigai

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Originally posted by: Descartes
Originally posted by: tfinch2
Originally posted by: confused1234
what is Testicular torsion?:disgust::Q

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion

That hurts to read.
When I started reading it I did the antsy-pantsy dance in the chair as my balls tried to withdraw into my colon. Had to stop.

I like my balls. A lot, as a matter of fact. What makes me more freaked out is that they "float", like described in the article. I have to go swimming wearing trunks with the "support mesh" because if I don't they bounce around inside. It doesn't hurt, it just feels really, really wrong.
 

Eli

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:shocked:

Testicular and torsion are two words that do not belong together.
 

yukichigai

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Yeah dude, let it go long enough and you can literally die from Testicular Torsion. Gangrene(sp?) is of course a risk, but sometimes you can get clots and other fun things which cause, at least, something else to not get blood, or at worst a heart attack or stroke.

So, enjoy.
 

hjo3

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Best part:
Enlist one of your friends as a "Crotch-Buddy". Have him concern himself with the safety of your scrotum. Remind him publicly that he is your "Crotch-Buddy". Remind him in front of girls.
 

Mrvile

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Hmm, it says "orchalgia" usually lasts about three months.

Good luck Toastedlightly.