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Tesla Short Shorts now available for purchase. Price is $69.420

ponyo

ponyo

Lifer
Elon Musk is man of his word. Comes in all different sizes. I'm going to order one for my wife.

https://shop.tesla.com/product/tesla-short-shorts?sku=8529140-00-A

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I've been trying to buy one for the last 10 minutes or so. I tried multiple times already on my iPhone and MacBook. Apple Pay is not going through and failing. Or maybe it's giving me an error but order went through. I might end up with like 5 pairs of these shorts if all those orders went through.
 
LikeLinus said:
He tries WAY too hard to be cool. Ends up making him look like a complete tool.
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He's not trying to be cool. This is Elon's well deserved victory lap. And as Tesla shareholder, I want pair of this short as a souvenir to remember Elon and Tesla's historic achievement.
 
ponyo said:
He's not trying to be cool. This is Elon's well deserved victory lap. And as Tesla shareholder, I want pair of this short as a souvenir to remember Elon and Tesla's historic achievement.
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Really hope you're being sarcastic and not that stupid. This is childish, at best.
 
LikeLinus said:
Really hope you're being sarcastic and not that stupid. This is childish, at best.
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Jokes are only funny if you understand the context. You're an outsider. You don't understand what Elon, Tesla, and the shareholders went through over the years. This is celebration of all that hard work and winning.
 
So now 69.420 is confirmed, I need to figure out the best way to play Tesla Q2 earnings and upcoming S&P 500 inclusion. Baby needs new Tesla Roadster.
 
only the worlds most pretentious douche bag would come up with a price that includes a pointless trailing zero.
or leading zero.


oh wait......
 
meh, they look like regular shorts, not short shorts. Short shorts are supposed to be skin tight.

These are short shorts:

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So ponyo...you probably never joined the Moonie movement, so this is why you are all up on Elon Musk all day long, every day? FOMO? 😀

Just trying to understand this thing.
 
Iron Woode said:
meh, they look like regular shorts, not short shorts. Short shorts are supposed to be skin tight.

These are short shorts:

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they're basically ~1980s and earlier basketball shorts. So very short by today's standards (publicly).

...that fine young woman up there wouldn't normally wear those in public in this country as part of an every day outfit. ....OK, unless she's an 18-22 year old Korean student at [local university]. I mean...just going by experience.
 
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