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ponyo

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So ponyo...you probably never joined the Moonie movement, so this is why you are all up on Elon Musk all day long, every day? FOMO? :D

Just trying to understand this thing.
I greatly admire Elon and believe in him. I only wish I knew and believed in him earlier.
 

TXHokie

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So what? Elon deserves to be a bit eccentric for his achievements thus far. A bit misdirected but whatevs.
 

ponyo

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Wow, seems like you checked your sense of humor at the door.
Exact price means everything in this case. You don't understand the significance of the exact price or else you wouldn't have said $70. This short shorts wouldn't have sold out at $70. It wouldn't have sold out at $0.01. I sure wouldn't have bought a pair if it was any other price than $69.420. This is the most important pair of shorts in history at $69.420. This is the most worthless pair of shorts in history at $70. Tesla stock is ramping up again and is up another $73 this morning in the premarket after the stock was already up more than $250 last week. And this is just the start. And it's all because of this short shorts and $69.420 price. Wall Street understands the significance of this short shorts and $69.420. I can guarantee Jim Chanos and David Einhorn and the likes fully understand the significance of this $69.420 and short shorts and are shitting in their shorts right now. S&P 500 committee understand the significance of this $69.420 short shorts as they're looking at which company to kick out of the S&P 500 index so they can add Tesla.
 

brianmanahan

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Exact price means everything in this case. You don't understand the significance of the exact price or else you wouldn't have said $70. This short shorts wouldn't have sold out at $70. It wouldn't have sold out at $0.01. I sure wouldn't have bought a pair if it was any other price than $69.420. This is the most important pair of shorts in history at $69.420. This is the most worthless pair of shorts in history at $70. Tesla stock is ramping up again and is up another $73 this morning in the premarket after the stock was already up more than $250 last week. And this is just the start. And it's all because of this short shorts and $69.420 price. Wall Street understands the significance of this short shorts and $69.420. I can guarantee Jim Chanos and David Einhorn and the likes fully understand the significance of this $69.420 and short shorts and are shitting in their shorts right now. S&P 500 committee understand the significance of this $69.420 short shorts as they're looking at which company to kick out of the S&P 500 index so they can add Tesla.

just bought 2 pairs

so bullish on tesla shorts
 

ponyo

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just bought 2 pairs

so bullish on tesla shorts
I feel bad for @Zeze . He didn't buy 2 shares of TSLA.

Zeze, Tesla and Square. Two companies run by two CEOs who run two companies each. Well, Elon has more than 2 companies but two main companies in this case. You gotta bet on the right horse. Bet on Elon Musk and Jack Dorsey.
 

ponyo

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Tesla short shorts popping up for $150 on eBay. Less than a day and I already doubled my money. :p
 

snoopy7548

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Who wears short shorts? Ponyo wears short shorts!

Ponyo is only up Elon's ass because he made a shitload of money on Tesla stocks. I would be a Tesla fanboy too if I could afford to buy three (four?) of their cars off of the gains.
 

Iron Woode

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they're basically ~1980s and earlier basketball shorts. So very short by today's standards (publicly).

...that fine young woman up there wouldn't normally wear those in public in this country as part of an every day outfit. ....OK, unless she's an 18-22 year old Korean student at [local university]. I mean...just going by experience.
my exGF used to wear shorts like that all the time in the summer. She also wore a cropped top that barely covered her boobs (small they may be). She was like a mild exhibitionist.
 

ponyo

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if he posted a picture of him wearing these shots, it'd be the greatest thing since "yes nik"

bonus points if the shorts are hiked up like @Trygve's mom jeans
If TSLA shares hit $2,000 or more next month due to TSLA finally joining the S&P 500 and causing Volkswagen like short squeeze of 2008, I'll not only wear the short shorts and take pictures, I'll rent out a place and invite all of you for a huge ATOT party. I'll even hire bunch of hookers so some of you can finally get laid. But you have to bring your own blow.
 

brianmanahan

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If TSLA shares hit $2,000 or more next month due to TSLA finally joining the S&P 500 and causing Volkswagen like short squeeze of 2008, I'll not only wear the short shorts and take pictures, I'll rent out a place and invite all of you for a huge ATOT party. I'll even hire bunch of hookers so some of you can finally get laid. But you have to bring your own blow.

you better get that dom perignon on ice
 
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ponyo

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you better get that dom perignon on ice
Get your passport ready. Because I'm thinking of holding the party in Medellin, Colombia. That way we can have proper hookers and blow. I'll pay for flight, hotel, food, entertainment for like 10-20 people here to join me.
 

snoopy7548

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Get your passport ready. Because I'm thinking of holding the party in Medellin, Colombia. That way we can have proper hookers and blow. I'll pay for flight, hotel, food, entertainment for like 10-20 people here to join me.

Reserving my spot now!
 
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ponyo

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Looks at this guy, Fog_ on Reddit.


Dude turned little over $14k into over $4 million and counting in 7 months with Tesla options. He had lot of luck along the way but this is the power of options and timing. He's now retired and never has to work again for the rest of his life since he now has FU money.
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rh71

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Got mine. I couldn't get Apple Pay to work so I had to manually checkout with credit card.

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Did you really just spend $70+ real dollars on a pair of shorts? No wonder their stock is where it is.

Tesla short shorts popping up for $150 on eBay. Less than a day and I already doubled my money. :p
Be honest, you are keeping them.

I wonder how Apple is doing on those $1k monitor stands...
 
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ponyo

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Did you really just spend $70+ real dollars on a pair of shorts? No wonder their stock is where it is.


Be honest, you are keeping them.

I wonder how Apple is doing on those $1k monitor stands...
Of course I'm going to keep it. I'm going to frame it and hang it on a wall. But after I wear it.
 

ponyo

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that's basically what WSBgod said too a few months ago

but turns out he was just a false god
WSBgod was fraud but Fog_ is legit. Fog has been huge TSLA bull like myself. He played TSLA call options pretty exclusively while I played mostly TSLA stock with few call options here and there. I bought back in TSLA way later than he did after the corona drop so his returns thus far have greatly outpaced mine and will continue to do so. But our risk tolerances and profile are vastly different. He's a young kid while I'm older with family to protect and provide for.
 

ponyo

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OK. Which of you jokers just bid $4 million on TSLA shares after-hours at $1,420.69? :D