Tesla Cybertruck

[WelshBloke]

*Sigh*

Chechen warlord invites Musk to Russia after he's filmed driving machine-gun mounted Cybertruck

In a clip posted on Ramzan Kadyrov’s Telegram channel, the self-styled strongman was seen taking the stainless steel-clad Cybertruck for a leisurely drive before standing astride the machine gun mounted in the truck bed, draped with belts of ammunition.

apnews.com

 

[Red Squirrel]

Is that a standard factory option? 😛

 

[Kaido]

Is that a standard factory option? 😛

I mean...this IS America...

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/12/us/vending-machines-ammunition-alabama-texas-oklahoma/index.html

 

[MrSquished]

The other Tesla truck, the semi, of which only about 140 have been made, are catching fire and shutting down major highways.

https://www.reddit.com/r/RealTesla/comments/1ewav1l/tesla_semi_catches_fire_and_shuts_down_all_roads

 

[Kaido]

The other Tesla truck, the semi, of which only about 140 have been made, are catching fire and shutting down major highways.

https://www.reddit.com/r/RealTesla/comments/1ewav1l/tesla_semi_catches_fire_and_shuts_down_all_roads

"Toxic cloud of smoke" is never a headline you want to see 😳

 

[zinfamous]

Currently, I see it as a meme truck. It's a Tesla El Camino - a "mall rover". It seems to get stuck easily in snow, mud, sand, and water. Build quality is about on-par with other Teslas (i.e. kinda meh).

I really enjoyed the video. I hope they use the rocket launcher on it in part 2 lol.

but the El Camino is a beautiful, iconic machine.

The CyberTruck is a nightmare fantasy from an angtsy incel teenager

 

[Kaido]

but the El Camino is a beautiful, iconic machine.

The CyberTruck is a nightmare fantasy from an angtsy incel teenager

Are you saying you don't like it!? 😳

 

[Kaido]

Does this mean we can charge our Cybertrucks for free?

https://twitter.com/x/status/1825723913051000851

 

[manly]

This has got to be trolling your own customers, right? 🤣

Tesla Delivers Brand New Cybertrucks Full Of Trash And Covered In Dirt - Jalopnik

After a never-ending stream of delays, Tesla finally started delivering its Cybertruck to buyers across America over the past year. However, the automaker may wish it pushed the deliveries back by a few hours to give it time to clear the junk out the six-figure trucks it was dropping off at...

jalopnik.com

 

[Kaido]

This has got to be trolling your own customers, right? 🤣

Tesla Delivers Brand New Cybertrucks Full Of Trash And Covered In Dirt - Jalopnik

After a never-ending stream of delays, Tesla finally started delivering its Cybertruck to buyers across America over the past year. However, the automaker may wish it pushed the deliveries back by a few hours to give it time to clear the junk out the six-figure trucks it was dropping off at...

jalopnik.com

I mean...

 

[Kaido]

Edit: Link fixed

Even The Tesla Cybertruck's Bed Length Is A Lie - Jalopnik

It turns out the Tesla Cybertruck’s quoted bed size is a bit of a lie if you actually want to carry anything substantial. Sure, it is technically six feet, one inch long, but an item that big will only fit the bed if it’s less than 6” tall. That’s not ideal if you want to use your Cybertruck for...

jalopnik.com

Dang

Angry Snowflake Destroys His Harley Because The Brand Has Gone 'Woke' - Jalopnik

Somehow in 2024, people are still destroying products made by companies they feel have “gone woke.” Youtuber Columbia War Machine recently destroyed his Harley Davidson for YouTube views, due of course, to woke.

jalopnik.com

 

[IronWing]

Dang

Angry Snowflake Destroys His Harley Because The Brand Has Gone 'Woke' - Jalopnik

Somehow in 2024, people are still destroying products made by companies they feel have “gone woke.” Youtuber Columbia War Machine recently destroyed his Harley Davidson for YouTube views, due of course, to woke.

jalopnik.com

Maybe he'll buy a CT.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I mean...

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Check out those panel gap tolerances!

 

[Red Squirrel]

Dang

Angry Snowflake Destroys His Harley Because The Brand Has Gone 'Woke' - Jalopnik

Somehow in 2024, people are still destroying products made by companies they feel have “gone woke.” Youtuber Columbia War Machine recently destroyed his Harley Davidson for YouTube views, due of course, to woke.

jalopnik.com

Destroying it seems dumb, he already paid for it. Best to try to return it if he can, if not remove the HD decals on it if you want to make a statement, and keep riding it.

Companies need to stay out of politics, it never turns out well for them PR wise and just ends up pissing people off.

 

[IronWing]

Destroying it seems dumb, he already paid for it. Best to try to return it if he can, if not remove the HD decals on it if you want to make a statement, and keep riding it.

Companies need to stay out of politics, it never turns out well for them PR wise and just ends up pissing people off.

They weren't in politics. They had internal policies about not being dicks to their employees. The dumbshit got butthurt that Harley was requiring its employees to treat each other with respect.

 

[Brainonska511]

Destroying it seems dumb, he already paid for it. Best to try to return it if he can, if not remove the HD decals on it if you want to make a statement, and keep riding it.

Companies need to stay out of politics, it never turns out well for them PR wise and just ends up pissing people off.

Companies are inherently political creatures once they start lobbying for tax breaks or donating money to their per causes.

Person destroying their (expensive) property because they no longer like a brand is just weird behavior.

 

[Motostu]

My money's on he just did it for the clicks. If he wasn't a regular YouTuber, I doubt he cares enough to do something like that.

 

[bbhaag]

Bros why you posting links to Jalopnik. They are like the TMZ of automotive journalism.

 

[JulesMaximus]

It’s a hot mess of a pickup truck that doesn’t really do anything well.

 

[Kaido]

Dang

Angry Snowflake Destroys His Harley Because The Brand Has Gone 'Woke' - Jalopnik

Somehow in 2024, people are still destroying products made by companies they feel have “gone woke.” Youtuber Columbia War Machine recently destroyed his Harley Davidson for YouTube views, due of course, to woke.

jalopnik.com

Maybe he'll buy a CT.

Oops, was supposed to link here:

Even The Tesla Cybertruck's Bed Length Is A Lie - Jalopnik

It turns out the Tesla Cybertruck’s quoted bed size is a bit of a lie if you actually want to carry anything substantial. Sure, it is technically six feet, one inch long, but an item that big will only fit the bed if it’s less than 6” tall. That’s not ideal if you want to use your Cybertruck for...

jalopnik.com

 

[MrSquished]

There's definitely a bit of a theme going on with a chunk of cyber truck owners

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[Kaido]

Bros why you posting links to Jalopnik. They are like the TMZ of automotive journalism.

But that's...that's why I read it...

 

[sdifox]

It’s a hot mess of a pickup truck that doesn’t really do anything well.

It rusts really well.

 

[bbhaag]

But that's...that's why I read it...

Bro no...just don't do it. As the kitchen overlord it would be like you linking to a Jamie Oliver video about how to make Thai green curry. You just don't do it.

 

[IronWing]

Oops, was supposed to link here:

Even The Tesla Cybertruck's Bed Length Is A Lie - Jalopnik

It turns out the Tesla Cybertruck’s quoted bed size is a bit of a lie if you actually want to carry anything substantial. Sure, it is technically six feet, one inch long, but an item that big will only fit the bed if it’s less than 6” tall. That’s not ideal if you want to use your Cybertruck for...

jalopnik.com

How did the author manage to write that article without using the word "slanted" or "slants"?